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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Void Armor Forged:	29
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5

OG Factions description coming soon

Server is releasing December 1st: @ 5 PM EST

6 man teams 15 power limit land claim = 5 power death = loss of 3 power

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HLrp.aternos.me Minecraft server

Adventure, Adventure Map, Alliance, black mesa, city, Community, discord server, FANTASY, Gaming, HLrp, huge city, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, rebel, Revenholm, Roleplay, Server, Whitelist, whitelist server

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1845
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Potions Brewed:	176	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Here you can become a Rebel or an Alliance, or whatever you want 🙂 The city is sooo huge, you can directly get to Revenholm by another road, and not through the eastern black mesa. I didn’t create the map, I just downloaded it. Join our discord server! And get on the whitelist, and you can play on the server. Good luck!

HLrp.aternos.me

Blocky Escape Minecraft Server

base building, blocky, building game, colony management, construction game, Escape, factorio, indie game, isometric game, management game, Minecraft, prison architect, prison builder, prison management, prison simulation, Prison Tycoon, Resource Management, rimworld, sandbox game, Server, simulation game, strategy game, survival game, top down game

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	5804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	187
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old games like Prison Architect and Factorio? Have you conquered Rimworld and need a new challenge? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the craziest and most unpredictable gaming experience you’ll ever have!

Join our server and build your own virtual prison, but watch out for the inmates who have a tendency to break out and wreak havoc. Don’t worry, you can always call upon the help of friendly aliens who will defend your prison with their laser guns.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of mole people who will trade rare items with you in exchange for your most prized possessions. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into chickens.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and get ready for the wildest gaming experience of your life!

Blue Eyes Minecraft SMP – Writing General – Behind the Blocks

Adventure, Archive, behind blue eyes edition, blocks, Blue, EYES, fanfiction, FANTASY, Fauna of the Forest, full length, general, greentext, JKs, Marine’s Perfect Math Class, Minecraft, Novels, Rentry, shitposts, Shubalter, smp, SMUT, Stories, three years, Vtuber, VTuber fanfiction, Writing, writing fanfiction, Writing General, writing thread

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	1312
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Mines Excavated:	2256
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is filled with VTuber fanfiction that will make you question reality itself. From greentext shitposts to full-length adventure novels, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get us started on the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us if you want to dive into a world where VTubers rule the land and anything is possible. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure map written by Kizuna AI herself or witness a battle between Gura and Calliope Mori for control of the server.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you find a community that takes VTuber fanfiction to the next level? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where the line between reality and fiction is blurred beyond recognition?

Don’t miss out on the madness – join us now and become a part of the wildest Minecraft SMP out there!

Crafty Scrolls Minecraft Server

Adult General, character sheet workdocs, Characters, Cira, combat mod list, Crafty, Elder Scrolls Online General, FAQs, gear list, Lore, Mazetism, Minecraft, Modding Guides, Mods, OSA archives, RUASLEEP, Scrolls, Server, Sister threads, SKSE AE Update tracker, Social, starting modlist, Stories, treasure trove, Waifulation, Weekend Lore General

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so legendary, it’s like the Skyrim of Minecraft servers. Join us for a wild ride filled with dragons, magic, and endless adventures.

Patch Notes: We’ve added a new mod that turns all the creepers into sweet rolls. Because why not? Who wouldn’t want to be blown up by a delicious pastry?

Mods, Modding Guides, and FAQs: Need help modding your game? Look no further! Our guides will teach you how to turn your Minecraft world into a realm of chaos and hilarity.

Found a problem or have a suggestion? Use the “Contact” button at the top right of the site. Or just shout it into the void and hope for the best. Either way works for us!

SKSE AE Update tracker: We’ve updated our Skyrim Script Extender to include a feature that turns all the chickens into fierce warriors. Watch out, they mean business!

Waifulation: Check out our collection of waifus that you can add to your game. Because who doesn’t want a virtual girlfriend in Minecraft?

Lore and Lore Accessories: Dive deep into the lore of our server and discover the secrets of our world. Or just make up your own lore, we won’t judge.

Character sheet workdocs: Create your own character sheet with our handy templates. Want to be a half-dragon, half-unicorn warrior? Go for it!

Join us on this crazy adventure and become a part of our Minecraft family. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world. Just remember, when in doubt, shout “Fus Ro Dah!” and see what happens.

Zoomers Minecraft SMP: will never understand that for one, brief, shining moment…

character representation, dlc, Gachashit, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming evolution, gaming experience, gaming industry, imagination, immersive experience, in-game purchases, lara croft, microtransactions, Minecraft, moment, Nostalgia, pixelated blobs, regret, Shining, smp, stylised art, triangle boobs, understand, video games, virtual world, zoomers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	353
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of zoomers ruining the gaming industry with their microtransactions and gachashit? Do you long for the good old days of pixelated blobs and Lara Croft’s triangle boobs? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we keep it real with no microtransactions or DLC!

Our server is a throwback to the glory days of gaming, where imagination ran wild and you felt like you were truly part of the world. We’ve banned all zoomers from joining so you can enjoy a pure gaming experience without their nonsense.

Join us and relive the golden age of gaming, where the only thing you need to worry about is surviving the night and building epic structures. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to gachashit forever!

Blocky Dicks Minecraft Server

adult content, arousal, Audience, blocky, body image, Dicks, FANTASY, Gender norms, male gaze, Masculinity, Men, Minecraft, Performance, Pleasure, porn, Preferences, Server, sexual satisfaction, Sexuality, SIZE, unrealistic expectations, visual stimulation, WOMAN

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4270
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a giant porn star’s member? Look no further! Our server is like the big dick of the Minecraft world – always ready to please and never disappoint. Join us for a good time and see why size really does matter in the world of blocky adventures. Who needs realistic proportions when you can have a server that’s larger than life? Come on, you know you want to experience the thrill of playing on the biggest and best server around!

Serious ly Minecraft SMP

bewildered, bewildering, bewilderment, Chaos, confusion, Disarray, discombobulated, disconcerting, Disorder, disorganized, disoriented, disturbed, flustered, Minecraft, perplexed, perplexity, puzzled, smp, Troubled, TURMOIL, uncertainty

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1023
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy SMP where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, zombies, creepers, and skeletons are the new rulers of the land, and it’s up to you to overthrow them and take back control.

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a llama paradise. Will you join forces with the llamas or fight against them for dominance? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we’ve also got a group of mischievous villagers who are constantly pulling pranks on unsuspecting players. From replacing all your tools with carrots to filling your house with chickens, you never know what these crazy villagers will do next.

So come join our wacky SMP and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on this server, anything can happen!

Debate Among Men Minecraft Server

Among, battle, Characters, Combat, debate, doomguy, FANTASY, Fight, frieren, Gaming, Men, Minecraft, opinion, Opinion poll, Powerful, Reboot, Server, SETTLE, Shooter, showdown, STRONG, video games, warrior

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2355
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	New Chunks Explored:	599824
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Join our Minecraft server and settle debates like this one in our virtual arena! Watch as Frieren and Doomguy (reboot) battle it out in an epic showdown that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who will emerge victorious? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will make a special guest appearance, so you won’t want to miss out on all the action. Join now and let the games begin!

FoggyCraft SMP – Fallout General

asset repository, base64, F76, F76 Ports, Fallout, fallout 1, fallout 2, fallout 3, fallout 4, fallout 76, FoggyCraft, general, Mod Repository, Modding Guides, ModdingLinked., MSPaintAdventures, MSPasta, new vegas, ocdonutsteels, Pre-War, resource documentation, smp, Wastelanders

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2860
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Crops Grown:	7477
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	New Chunks Explored:	705401
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Astral Projections Made:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mines Excavated:	3495
Magic Items Found:	8470	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride through the wasteland with our F76 Ports Edition! We’ve got resources for Fallout 4, Fallout 76, Fallout 1 and 2, and even Fallout 3 and New Vegas.

But wait, there’s more! We have modding guides that will make your head spin faster than a ghoul on Jet. Our Asset and Mod Repository is chock full of goodies that will have you saying “War never changes, but this server sure does!”

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got MSPaintAdventures that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about the radroaches trying to eat your face. Plus, our ocdonutsteels are so wacky, you’ll wonder if you’ve been hit with a gamma ray.

So what are you waiting for? Join our F76 Ports Edition Minecraft SMP today and experience a post-apocalyptic adventure like no other. Just remember to decode any protected downloads with base64, or you might end up like a ghoul without a brain!