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“HE IS AFRAID” on Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5561	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player tried to build a house out of TNT and accidentally blew up the entire server. But instead of getting mad, everyone just laughed and started a TNT building competition.

If you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun, then look no further. Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with ridiculous builds, hilarious pranks, and maybe even a few exploding sheep. Don’t miss out on the insanity, join today!

HubbyCraft Minecraft Server

Communication, division of labor, Expectations, family dynamics, full time nursing student, full time truck driver, household chores, household duties, household responsibilities, household tasks, HubbyCraft, marriage conflicts, Minecraft, overwhelmed, parenting, parenting struggles, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep schedules, Time management, vacation aftermath, work-life balance

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7152
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a one-woman show in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

Imagine a world where your laundry magically does itself, where your kids actually listen to you, and where your husband helps out around the house without you even asking. Sound too good to be true? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

Build your dream house, complete with a laundry room that never overflows and a kitchen that cleans itself. Explore our virtual world and leave all your real-life responsibilities behind.

And if you ever need a break from the madness, just log on and let off some steam by building a giant statue of your husband doing the dishes. Who knows, maybe he’ll get the hint and start helping out in real life too!

Join now and say goodbye to stress, chores, and arguments. Our Minecraft server is the ultimate escape for overwhelmed moms and anyone who just needs a break from reality. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CleavageCraftBirthdayBonanza

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Are you tired of being judged for your fabulous fashion choices? Do you want a place where you can wear whatever you want without being called out by your brother? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can wear the most scandalous outfits without any judgment. We welcome all players, regardless of their dress size or style. Let your creativity run wild and show off your unique fashion sense in our virtual world.

Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama on our server? Join now and let’s see who can out-dress their brother’s girlfriend! Let’s make Minecraft fashion fabulous again!

PopKidFailsMC SMP

bad decisions, cautionary tale, consequences of popularity, downfall of the cool kid, dumb mistakes, fitting in, gossip mill, high school drama, lessons learned, peer pressure, PopKidFailsMC, popular kid, popularity contest, public humiliation, redemption arc, reputation ruined, smp, social media fail, social status, teenage angst, teenage rebellion, teenage regrets

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	6156
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Magic Items Found:	6050	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the popular kid thought they could rule the server with their diamond armor and enchanted weapons, but ended up accidentally setting their entire base on fire with a misplaced lava bucket. Now they’re known as the “Lava Lord” and have to wear a pumpkin on their head at all times to hide their shame. Join us for a chance to witness more epic fails and hilarious mishaps as we navigate through this wacky world together!

DeathToCreepers

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2865
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ores Mined:	3973	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out who will meet their demise next in our virtual world! Rumor has it that every time a player dies, a unicorn gets its horn back and rainbows start shooting out of their butt. So come on in and help make the world a better (and more magical) place, one death at a time! Plus, we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted bacon. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

HostageCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8932
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	77	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Magic Items Found:	2779	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more hostages than Hamas! yahya sinwar is using them as shields but we use them as players in our crazy games! only 20 hostages left alive but they’re having the time of their lives in our virtual world! join now for the most insane minecraft experience ever!

CartelCraft: Masked Judges in Mexico

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so like, u know how in mexico they got all them cartels and stuff? well, our server is like the wildest ride in town cuz we got masked judges holdin’ trials for all them cartel members. u wanna see some crazy stuff go down? join our server and witness the most intense courtroom drama u ever seen in minecraft. plus, u can build ur own cartel hideout and try to outsmart the judges. it’s a wild west showdown in the virtual world, yeehaw! come on down and see if u got what it takes to survive in the land of the masked judges.

AnorexiaCraft: NeuroStriatum Fun

acetylcholine deficit, animal studies, Anorexia Nervosa, AnorexiaCraft, brain chemistry, brain region, discovery, Eating disorders, experimental findings, Fun, Medical research, mental health, Mice, neurobiology, neurological mechanism, neuroscience, NeuroStriatum, neurotransmission, neurotransmitter, psychiatric disorders, research, scientific breakthrough, striatum

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3315
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	260
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, we got mice running around with anorexia, but don’t worry, we figured out they just need more acetylcholine in their brains, like, duh.

join us on this wild ride as we try to cure anorexic mice in the striatum. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in Minecraft. who knew curing mice could be so fun and wacky?

so, like, come on down and join the party. we promise you won’t leave without a few laughs and maybe even a cure for anorexic mice. it’s a win-win situation, my dudes. let’s get weird with it.

Weirdia SMP: Where even the mobs can’t resist the urge to dance!

building, Castle, classical, Community, Dance, Discord, java, Medieval, mobs, Resist, Server, smp, urge, voice chat, Weirdia, World Map

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Votes:	8233	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Server Info
Java Version: 1.21
Availability: 24/7
Community: 18+
Focus: Building medieval or classical structures
Playstyle: Slow and immersive
Communication: Voice chat required

FAQ

Q: When was the server started?

A: The server was started a few days ago.

Q: What type of community is on the server?

A: We are a small, tight-knit community that enjoys building medieval or classical structures.

Q: What is the playstyle on the server?

A: We take the game slowly and enjoy the immersive experience rather than rushing through it.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/7GFYeQRw to get started.

Q: Is there a world map available for the server?

A: Yes, you can view the world map at http://75.119.148.21:8123/#.

PuppyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6031
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	415277
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the one and only “best girl” in the game. She’s a pixelated goddess who will guide you through the world of blocks and mobs with her infinite wisdom and sass.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare breed that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the bling you’ll have in your inventory with just a few clucks from this majestic creature.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Cactus Unicorn, a mythical creature rumored to roam the desert biome. Legend has it that whoever captures the Cactus Unicorn will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Best girl, Diamond Chickens, and Cactus Unicorns await you!