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my shit ain’t parallel Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3438
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that even the blocks can’t stay in line, they’re all over the place like a bunch of drunk villagers on a Saturday night.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to build a house with walls that are more crooked than a witch’s nose. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – they’re so confused by the wonky terrain that they end up walking in circles like lost sheep.

But hey, if you’re looking for a challenge and a good laugh, then this is the place for you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and let’s get this party started!

GamerVerse Central

Biomes, Cosmetics, Crates, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Custom Items, Custom menus, Custom Mobs, Death Messages, Dungeon Adventures, Earth, Economy, EMOJIS, emotes, Factions, Graves, Jobs, Leaderboards, MCMMO, Parkour, profile, Quests, recipes, Rewards, settings, Skills, Survival, tags, Tool skins, Vote System

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Star Shards Collected:	208
Zombie Dances:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

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Minecraft server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	6794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Mines Excavated:	3470	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Meteorites Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

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PrestigiousMC

anti-grief, Bosses, Custom Mobs, discord invite, Economy, friendly community, Ip:, keep items, Livemap, Minecraft, Player Shops, PrestigiousMC, Protection, server stats, Skill System, smp, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2218
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	85	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

– Towny OR Survival:	You can either join a town or wander off into the survival world and set up a home somewhere! We have a random teleporter so you can easily find spare land to begin building on!
– Self-serve protection and anti-grief:	You can use our friendly protection menu (type /ucp) to fully set up your own protection without having to type any other commands! This prevents players interacting with your area. Furthermore, you can lock your doors and chests! If you forget to protect land and do get griefed, Keep calm, One of our friendly and trained staff members will fix everything!
– Custom mobs and bosses:	Take on a new challenge with our unique mobs and 3 world bosses for you to kill. Each boss has unique drops such as Speed boost gear, shield that grants bonus health and collectable chat tags! If you are brave, you enter the Labyrinth dungeon for either greater rewards.
– Keep items on death:	You will no longer lose your hours worth of mining by falling in lava or losing your items from a sneaky creeper. You keep all of your items on death.
– Good Economy with player shops:	Choose a job and earn money from doing tasks or earn money by setting up your own store!
– Immersive Skill system:	Level up skills to gain extra powers or Become #1 on skills leaderboard. Each skill greatly improves your playing experience in those skills. For example, Alchemy gains access to haste and health boost potions at level 65.
– Friendly community:	We strongly believe that the community is the heart of a server, Our community members come first and we will make sure everybody feels like they are part of it!

FAQ

Q: What is the IP for the Minecraft server?

A: The Minecraft server IP is pgmc.world. Alternatively, you can use the IP address 135.148.52.156.

Q: Is there a LiveMap available for the server?

A: Yes, you can access the LiveMap at http://135.148.52.156:21083/.

Q: Where can I find player and server stats?

A: Player and server stats can be viewed at http://135.148.52.156:21133/.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft community?

A: Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/GuFbJGxBjn.

Pixel Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Flip, flip advice, flip flips, flip guidelines, flip precautions, flip recommendations, flip requests, flip safety, flip safety advice, flip safety measures, flip safety tips, flip suggestions, flip techniques, flip tips, flip tricks, flip tutorials, flips, Haven, keep yourself safe, PIXEL, Requests

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3844
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical wonderland filled with unicorns and rainbows, but also dragons and zombies. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster ride for your brain, man!

You gotta join because the admins are like wizards who can grant you three wishes, but only if you bring them a sandwich first. And the players? Oh man, they’re like a bunch of ninja pirates who will challenge you to epic battles and then invite you to a tea party afterwards.

Plus, the whole server is made out of cheese! Yeah, you heard me right, CHEESE. So not only can you build epic castles and fortresses, but you can also snack on some delicious cheddar while you do it. It’s like a dream come true for lactose intolerant gamers everywhere.

So what are you waiting for, dude? Come join the fun, flip yourself into this crazy world, and keep yourself safe from the creepers and the trolls. It’s gonna be a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it!

SoccerSisMineServer

bookworm, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, Empathy, family, parenting, relationships, School, Shy.., sister, Soccer, SoccerSisMineServer, socialization, sports, stepchild, stepmum, Support, Understanding

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Votes:	8751	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family dynamics and stepmum shenanigans! Join us for a world of endless possibilities and build your own virtual family where you make all the rules.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced into playing soccer or any other sport you hate. Instead, you can immerse yourself in a world where reading books is celebrated and being a bookworm is the coolest thing ever.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t hide behind books forever – on our server, you can build a fortress out of books if you want! And if anyone tries to bully you, just build a giant book monster to scare them away.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can be yourself and escape the drama of real life. Who needs soccer when you can build your own book-themed kingdom? Let’s block and roll, bookworms!

DeluBroCraft

anger, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, DeluBroCraft, Disrespect, emotional intelligence, Empathy, family, forgiveness, Maturity, parenting, personal growth, reconciliation, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, sibling, Understanding

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	8683
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mines Excavated:	1322	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimension Hops:	8	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as messy as your brother’s room? Look no further! Join our server for a chaotic experience that will make you feel right at home among the clothes, dust, and trash.

Our server is perfect for those who enjoy setting boundaries and standing up for themselves, just like your brother did when he told your mom not to mess with his things. We encourage players to prioritize their peace of mind, even if it means giving up on those who have taken care of them all their lives.

With intense arguments, dramatic stand-offs, and silent treatments that last for days, our server offers a unique gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the messy relationships and complex emotions of our Minecraft world. It’s a virtual drama-filled adventure waiting for you!

Blocktopia Suicide Squad

blocktopia, coping mechanisms, depression, Emotional support, Hope, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, reaching out, resilience, seeking help, self harm, self worth, self-care, squad, SUICIDE, suicide hotline, suicide intervention, Suicide prevention, support systems, Therapy

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	8204
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	3027
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing stopping you from killing yourself is the sheer insanity of our gameplay! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground society of talking pigs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts out diamonds and grants wishes to those brave enough to seek it out. Rumor has it that anyone who finds the Diamond Unicorn will be blessed with infinite diamonds and eternal glory.

So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server this crazy?

PixelPrisonSwap: Zelensky’s Diplomatic Minecraft Server

captive soldiers, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, Diplomatic, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic solution, exchange, foreign policy, hostage situation, international relations, military tensions, Minecraft, Négotiation, North Korea, peace talks, PixelPrisonSwap, political strategy, prisoner exchange, russia, Server, soldiers, Ukraine, Zelensky, ZELENSKYS

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	336
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

So, like, imagine this crazy Minecraft server where the president of Ukraine, Zelensky, is like, “Yo, I’ll trade you some North Korean soldiers for some Ukrainian soldiers held in Russia.” Like, what even is happening here? It’s like a real-life Minecraft diplomacy game, but with way more explosions and creepers. Join this server for the most epic international trade deals you’ll ever see in a blocky world. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds. It’s a wild ride, my dudes. Join now and let the madness begin!

NoTobaccoZone

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Potions Brewed:	21	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Yo, join our lit Minecraft server cuz we got banned on advertising tobacco products, so you know it’s gonna be a smoke-free zone! Plus, we got a 37% lower risk of taking up smoking, so you can focus on building epic structures instead of puffing on a cancer stick. Come chill with us and let’s build a smoke-free world together!

FreeFactions

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Custom, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	880
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Dimension Hops:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Mines Excavated:	4227
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3

FreeFactions Free Factions is a Java + Bedrock 1.21.4(+/1) Faction server that will always be free!

With player shops, economy, ArenaPVP, events, staff, and Factions, you’ll always find something to do!

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