My pork Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Vape Land: Baby Creeper Hazard

aerosol, baby, Chemicals, creeper, developmental effects, E-Cigarette, hazard, health risks, immune system damage, Land, long-term effects, maternal health, Mice, nicotine, Pregnancy, Pregnant, public health, research, residue, secondhand exposure, surfaces, unborn babies, vape, Vaping

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	585229	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Farms Harvested:	551	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	33

Yo, dis server be lit AF, like a vape cloud in da sky! Join us and get exposed to all da vape and e-cigarette residue you want, cuz we ain’t afraid to take risks, just like dem unborn baby mice in our crazy experiments! Who needs a normal immune system when you can have a super immune system from all dat vape residue, amirite? So come on, join da madness and see what happens when you mix Minecraft with vape clouds and pregnant mice! It’s gonna be a wild ride, fo sho!

> Be Me Minecraft Server

awkward situations, Be me, guys with their lovers, handsome af, happen to you, mate guard, Minecraft, not interested in used goods, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	259
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! > Our server is filled with handsome players who are too busy building epic structures to worry about “used goods” > Plus, we have a special feature where if you enter someone’s vicinity, they will be too busy guarding their virtual lover to bother you > So come join us and build your own virtual paradise without any awkward encounters!

The Power of Rings SMP

bad writing, biggest pile of shit, DISAPPOINTING, disappointing ending, disappointing sequel, frustrating, lackluster, poorly executed, power, Rings, rings of power, ruined series, s2, smp, terrible acting, terrible character development, terrible plot, unwatchable, Waste of time, wasted potential, worst episode ever, Yesterday’s episode

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	16

Yesterday’s episode was an absolute disaster! The server admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas and chaos ensued. But hey, that’s just another day on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us if you dare, where every day is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of ridiculous shenanigans will happen next? So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen – even turning pigs into flying llamas!

NoRegretsMC SMP

cherished memories, creating new memories, Exciting adventures, first time experiences, fresh starts, memorable events, new beginnings, NoRegretsMC, Nostalgia, precious moments, re-experiencing magic, recapturing wonder, recreating happiness, rekindling joy, reliving memories, reliving the past, revisiting the past, sentimental journeys, smp, special occasions, treasured experiences, unforgettable moments

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	8837
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Zombie Dances:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, unexpected plot twists, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

Imagine starting fresh in a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise – whether it’s a hidden treasure chest filled with rare items or a trap set by mischievous players. You’ll never know what to expect next, but one thing’s for sure: you’ll never be bored.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature rumored to lay diamond eggs. Join us and embark on a quest to find this elusive bird and claim its riches for yourself. Just be prepared for the chaos that ensues when everyone in the server starts hunting for the Diamond Chicken at the same time.

So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard that you fall out of your minecart!

WeirdoCraft

bizarre actions, bizarre school incidents, eccentric classmate, eccentric schoolmate, odd school moments, odd student, peculiar incidents, peculiar kid, quirky student, School days, school memories, strange behavior, strange school memories, unforgettable moments, unforgettable school encounters, unforgettable school experiences, unique classmate, unusual behavior, weird kid, weird school stories, WeirdoCraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	7452
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Alien Abductions:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Runes Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Remember that weird kid in school who always had the craziest stories? Well, imagine if that kid created a Minecraft server – that’s basically what you’re getting with this server!

Join us if you want to experience the most bizarre and hilarious adventures in Minecraft. From riding pigs into battle to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for world domination, or will you be the hero who saves the day?

Either way, you’ll never forget the crazy antics and unforgettable moments you’ll experience on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Sink or Swim!

accident, Chinese, Classified, Defense, defense department, Incident, International, investigation, Maritime, Military, military technology, naval operations, Navy, nuclear attack submarine, nukecraft, sank, SECURITY, Server, SINK, submarine warfare, swim, Technology, U.S. officials, Underwater

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

lolz come join our minecraft server where we have crazier things happen than a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and turn into diamond blocks when you defeat them!!!

our server is so lit that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the epicness happening here!!! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and lava slides for you to explore!!!

join now and experience the madness for yourself, because on our server, anything is possible, even a chinese nuclear attack submarine sinking!!!

BlockyBandits: Raiding & Laughing!

BlockyBandits, brutality, charity funds, Conflict, crime, extremism, gaza, Gazan mother, Hamas, Hamas terrorists, injustice, LAUGHING, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Palestinian, Raiding, Terrorism, terrorists, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can escape the craziness of the real world! we have so much fun stuff to do like building giant statues of chickens, riding pigs into battle, and even playing hide and seek with creepers!

our community is full of friendly players who will help you out if you get lost or need some diamonds. plus, we have the best parties in the virtual world – last week we had a dance party with skeletons and zombies! it was lit, fam.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our minecraft server and let’s make some memories together. oh, and did we mention that our server is protected by a magical unicorn who shoots rainbows out of its butt? yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

ToxicCraft: Blood, Hair, Milk

bisphenol, Blood, breast milk, Chemicals, consumer safety, contamination, environmental pollution, food packaging, hair, health risks, human blood, humans, Industrial Chemicals, metals, milk, PFAS, phthalates, public health, toxic compounds, ToxicCraft, toxicology, Toxins, volatile organic compounds

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6390
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6177	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit parties with creeper DJs and zombie dancers. we have so many toxins from food packaging that you’ll feel like you’re in a real-life apocalypse! our players have been found with chemicals in their blood, hair, and even breast milk – talk about dedication to the game! we’ve got compounds that are super toxic like PFAS, bisphenol, metals, phthalates, and volatile organic compounds – it’s like a science experiment gone wrong! join us and see if you can survive the ultimate toxic minecraft experience!

Iperios: Where Minecraft meets Game of Thrones, but with less dragons and more enchantments! Join the fun today!

beginner kit, Buildings, Conquer, CrazyEnchants, Discord, dragons, Dynmap, Enchantments, Essentials, Facebook Page, Fun, Game, Government, Griefprevention, income, Iperios, Join, Laws, meets, Message, Minecraft, Ranks, Resources, Silkspawner, smp, Staffer, Starter information, Support, Territories, Thrones, Today

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3447
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Introduction	In Iperios you can create your own nation and refine your McMMO skills to fight in wars, get Geopolitical power to conquer new territories and earn wealth and Custom Enchants.
Geopolitics	We also have ressources camp in-game that can be conquered, they will become your first income of geopolitical resources for the geopolitical expansion of your nation. There are a lot of resources and buildings that can created, there is a complete list on the discord channels and active support.
Plugins	– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
How to join	First you have to join the discord and ask for whitelist. For the ip and some starter information you can read the message in #info-new-players. Once you are in a staffer will guide you and give you a beginner kit, and then you can start!
Contacts	– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I create my own nation?	To create your own nation, you can join the discord and follow the instructions provided to set up your nation with your own form of government, laws, and ranks.
Can I join an already created nation instead of creating my own?	Yes, you can also join an already created nation by contacting the leaders of that nation through the discord channel.
What are Geopolitical resources and how do they work?	Geopolitical resources in the game can be conquered through in-game camps and used to expand the power and territory of your nation.
Is there a list of all available plugins on the server?	Yes, the server uses plugins such as Dynmap, McMMO, Essentials, GriefPrevention, SilkSpawner, and CrazyEnchants for enhanced gameplay.
How can I get whitelisted to join the server?	To get whitelisted, you need to join the discord channel and request whitelist access from the server staff who will guide you through the process.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Ban, Bleach, ichigo, is.., kai, Manga, Minecraft, Mystery, PALS, PIXEL, Problem, regular hollow, rukia, Server, shinigami, shonen jump, soul reaper, Soul Society, Supernatural, Tite Kubo, Zanpakuto

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Villages Defended:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old regular hollows in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have BAN KAI hollows that will blow your mind! Join now to experience the epic battles and crazy adventures that come with facing off against these insane creatures. Who knows, you might even unlock your own BAN KAI powers and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior! Join us now for a wild ride unlike any other server out there.