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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 4465 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
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