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CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8348
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7638
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	9158
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Magic Items Found:	4556
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4378
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9159
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragon Scales Harvested:	370	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8291
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Animals Bred:	97
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Mines Excavated:	1713	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Votes:	3158
Endless Night Skies:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!

Minecraft SMP: AEW All In 2024CraftyCreeper

2024.., 2024CraftyCreeper, aew, All In, Beverages, Drinking, drinks, Entertainment, Event, Food, Friends, Fun, Gathering, Hangout, Lads, Minecraft, Party, smp, Snacking, SNACKS, socializing, sports, wrestling

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Gods Slained:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5902	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the snacks are as plentiful as the diamonds! Join us for a server full of epic builds, crazy adventures, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive potato war that lasted for days. Potatoes flying everywhere, players running for cover, it was chaos in the best way possible.

And don’t even get me started on our legendary llama races. Picture this: llamas decked out in diamond armor, zooming around a racetrack while players place bets and cheer them on. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The snacks, of course! We’ve got a never-ending supply of virtual pizza, tacos, and even the occasional cake party. So grab your pickaxe and your favorite snack, because things are about to get crazy on our server.

CraftyLoveSecrets

BETRAYAL, biggest secret, Communication, confession, CraftyLoveSecrets, Deception, emotional baggage, Hidden Truth, Hiding, Honesty, honesty is the best policy, INTIMATE, long term relationship, Openness, partner, relationship, secret keeping, skeletons in the closet, Trust, trust issues, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7336
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Potions Brewed:	108	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	7

Are you tired of hiding your secret double life as a Minecraft master from your partner? Well, fear no more because our server is the perfect place for you to let your blocky freak flag fly! Join us and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and redstone wizard without worrying about your partner finding out. Who knows, maybe they have a secret Minecraft life too and you can build a virtual love nest together! Join now and let the pixelated adventures begin!

CraftyMaduroWinsLOL

authoritarian regime, controversy, CraftyMaduroWinsLOL, DECLARATION, Democracy, Disputed, elections, electoral fraud, Electoral Process, EU, Evidence, Government, international relations, Latin America, legitimacy, Maduro, opposition, Politics, south america, Venezuela, Victory

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the president of venezuela declares victory in elections? well, this server is the place for u! come join us and witness the madness as maduro tries to prove he won without any evidence. it’s a wild ride, so hop on and see what other crazy shenanigans await on this server. plus, we have free diamond armor for all new players, cuz why not? come on, u know u wanna be a part of this chaotic fun!