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| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 8316 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4513 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine all day? Well, come join our wacky SMP where we have a special event called “Plow My Mom’s Cheeks Day”! That’s right, we encourage outrageous discussions about who would plow each other’s moms’ cheeks. And if you mention that you don’t know your real dad, you get a special bonus in-game item! Plus, there’s plenty of innuendo about cheek plowing and how much you would do it. So come join us for a wild and crazy time on our server – you won’t regret it!
