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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 9111 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 8319 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Votes: | 5259 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
– Our server is so smooth, you’ll feel like you’re gliding through the air on a magical unicorn made of butter. – We have a secret underground society of dancing chickens who will teach you the art of chicken jiu-jitsu. – The trees on our server are actually sentient beings who will tell you jokes and give you wisdom in exchange for hugs. – Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, who farts out diamonds every time you feed him a golden carrot. – We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of lava that will take you on a wild ride through the Nether and back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the smoothest slop on the air for yourself!