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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 4321 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4168 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 31 |
Join our server and embark on epic quests such as finding the legendary Fountain of Youth to turn back the clock on your age, or completing the “Midlife Crisis” questline where you must trade in your diamond sword for a minivan.
Don’t worry if you feel like you have nothing and have done nothing in life – on our server, you can start fresh and build a whole new legacy for yourself. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, craft, and laugh your way to eternal youth (or at least until the next update)!