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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 3191 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 35 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 9 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 14 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
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