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PubCrawlPunisher Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the clutches of the normies and incelwalk to your heart’s content without fear of arrest! Our server is a safe haven for all the misunderstood souls who just want to build and mine in peace. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once tamed a creeper and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. If that’s not reason enough to join, I don’t know what is!

DrunkCraftCousins

alcohol, Babysitting, Conflict, cousins, Drunk, DrunkCraftCousins, Expectations, extended family, Family Reunion, field, germany, holiday, misunderstanding, neglected, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, reunion, rural town, tradition, Trust, underage drinking

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	6912
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of being the responsible one at family gatherings? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where you can let loose and have some fun without worrying about babysitting duties? Look no further than our server!

Join us for a wild time where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content without a care in the world. No need to worry about drunk relatives or being the designated babysitter – on our server, the only thing you’ll be responsible for is having a great time!

Forget about family drama and join us for a virtual escape where you can let your hair down and enjoy the freedom of being your true Minecraft self. Who needs family reunions when you can join our server and create unforgettable memories with your new Minecraft family?

So come on over and leave the babysitting duties behind – join our server today for a wild ride that you’ll never forget!

KarmaCraft SMP: LOLKarmaMoments

best karma, Karma, karma anecdotes, karma benefits, karma blessings, karma consequences, karma examples, karma experiences, karma impact, karma in action, karma justice, karma lessons, karma manifestations, karma miracles, karma results, karma rewards, karma stories, karma success, KarmaCraft, LOLKarmaMoments, positive karma, smp

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3432
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Farms Harvested:	847
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Have you ever seen someone try to grief a player’s base on our Minecraft SMP, only to have their entire inventory turn into rotten flesh? That’s just one example of the epic karma that happens on our server. Join us for a wild ride of cosmic justice and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might even witness a player who tried to steal diamonds end up with a curse that makes them drop anvils on their own head every time they mine! Don’t miss out on the chaos, join us now and see what crazy karma awaits you.

MoodCrafters

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	8093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Dragon Eggs Found:	8353
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5

Do you ever just wake up in the morning and think, “I need some Minecraft in my life”? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate mood booster! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave! So what are you waiting for? Come on over and let’s get this party started!

NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC

Countries, culinary preferences, cultural influences, dietary habits, economic development, Economic prosperity, food consumption, food habits, global patterns, global trends, Hot Food, international comparisons, NoPovertyNoSpicyFoodMC, POVERTY, poverty alleviation, poverty levels, poverty rates, poverty reduction, poverty statistics, socio-economic factors, spicy food

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3277
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

join this minecraft server if you want to avoid poverty and eat all the hot food you want! our players have magically found a way to make money rain from the sky in the game, so you will never have to worry about being poor again. plus, our server is filled with lava pits that you can jump into for a spicy snack whenever you please. come join us and live a life of luxury and spicy goodness!

BlockyBallotBedlam

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	128	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

lolz come join dis minecraft server where we have more drama den a reality tv show! our players are more controversial den US state legislative candidates, with republicans tryna contest election results like it’s a game of hunger games. we got more twists and turns den a rollercoaster, so buckle up and get ready for a wild ride. plus, we got more crazy conspiracy theories den a flat earther convention. so come join us and let’s see who will be crowned the ultimate minecraft champion!

MonstaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1027
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Gods Slained:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Our ender dragon has been trained to do backflips and juggle diamonds while you try to defeat it. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they throw the wildest parties every night with unlimited cake and fireworks. So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen before!

PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP: Throwback Thursday Edition

Community, digital archives, early days, early EN days, early internet, Edition, EN community, EN era, EN forum, forum, forum days, History, Images, internet history, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old school, Online Community, PixelatedPals, Retro, smp, Throwback, THURSDAY, vintage

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Towns Built:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on pigs armed with diamond swords, or if you want to see a giant chicken rampage through the spawn village.

Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Mountain” where players must navigate through a maze of traps and pranks set up by the mischievous admins.

But beware, there is a rumor that a secret underground city filled with treasure and traps lies beneath the server spawn. Will you be brave enough to uncover its secrets?

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive pranks from the admins).

XmasTripCancelledLOL

campground selection, camping experience, camping trip, Communication Issues, Disappointment, family activities, family bonding, family conflicts, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, family visit, family x-mas trip, holiday traditions, holiday trip, Miscommunication., mother-daughter relationship, outdoor activities, RV trip, setting boundaries, XmasTripCancelledLOL

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8206
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Star Shards Collected:	83	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Votes:	9541
Alien Abductions:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s RV booking skills? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how your mom books a campground without telling you it’s actually a dirt parking lot in the desert, our server will keep you on your toes with surprises at every corner. Who knows, you might log in one day to find yourself in a virtual desert with a prison nearby!

But don’t worry, we also have hidden treasures, secret trails, and maybe even a virtual rock climbing wall for you to conquer. And just like how your mom ghosted you after booking the wrong campground, you can ghost your friends in-game too (just kidding, please don’t ghost your friends).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as a family RV trip, join us now and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even find yourself camping in a virtual desert with no trees in sight!

LoneWolfMC SMP: WhyUStillSingle

DATING, INDEPENDENCE, Loneliness, LoneWolfMC, love, people, personal growth, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self reliance, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, single, single people, smp, WhyUStillSingle

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Mines Excavated:	3395
Buildings Constructed:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Are you tired of being single in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find love and companionship among the pixelated pigs and blocky cows! Who needs Tinder when you can build a romantic castle with your new Minecraft bae?

Join our server and experience the ultimate dating simulator where you can woo your crush with diamond pickaxes and enchanting table poetry. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate while battling creepers and exploring the Nether together!

So why stay single in the real world when you can find love in the virtual realm of Minecraft? Join our SMP today and let the pixelated romance begin!