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AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	6177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want some wacky adventures!

Join us for a chance to participate in ridiculous challenges like building a house out of nothing but dirt or trying to tame a wild llama with a carrot on a stick. And don’t even get us started on the crazy pranks that happen on the server – one time, someone replaced all the diamonds in the mine with cooked chicken!

But the real reason you should join our SMP is for the chance to relive your most awkward interactions in a whole new way. Remember that time you accidentally called your teacher “mom” in front of the whole class? Well, now you can recreate that moment by accidentally calling a pig “Steve” in front of all your fellow players.

So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

MineCraftyExcuse

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	126
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!

Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

Need a good excuse for being late to work? Just tell your boss you were busy building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama on our server. Trust us, they’ll understand once they see your masterpiece.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to the Nether where you’ll meet a friendly Ender Dragon who just wants to play hide and seek.

Biden’s Boomtown: Explosive Adventures

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7534
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	8501	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo yo yo, welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got more explosions than Beirut, and that’s saying something! Biden even be talking about us, saying we hitting Iran’s oil sector with our epic TNT cannons!

Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodging explosions left and right while building your own epic base. Our community is lit, just like those oil fields we be blowin’ up! So come on, what you waiting for? Join now and let’s make Minecraft history together!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	8302
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	39	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1704
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9031
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Falling into the Void:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5378
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	5193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Divine Spears Created:	28	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5187
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magic Items Found:	7746	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	223	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.