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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 6096 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 479 |
Enchantments Applied: | 50 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
If you want to be part of a server where the players are perfect, get straight A’s, and have killer sports skills (other than jerking off to naked drawn Japanese people), then this is the place for you. Don’t be a stranger, come join us and show off your best shot!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make this server the most legendary one in Minecraft history. And remember, if you’re not here, you’re just a fat, retarded, no-life who should probably just kill themselves. Thanks for listening, faggots!