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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4092 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 176 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 23 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 12 |
Join us if you want to mingle with the ugliest people in the Minecraft universe – we’re talking about characters with “men” in their usernames, skin the color of literal poop, and IQ levels lower than a block of dirt. But hey, who needs brains when you can have a blast on our server?
Forget about building impressive structures or creating innovative redstone contraptions – on our server, we celebrate the art of scamming, train accidents, and a complete lack of toilets. It’s a wild ride from start to finish!
And don’t even get us started on the country our server is based in – it’s a total undeveloped shithole, associated with all things crappy. But hey, that just adds to the charm, right?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a fate worse than being associated with drugs or being a poojeet. It’s a rollercoaster of chaos and madness that you won’t find anywhere else!