Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can explore and build to your heart’s content! But wait, there’s more – have you ever wanted to stop looking at someone’s cute clock wife’s tits? Well, look no further because on our server, that’s exactly what you can do! Join us for a wild time filled with adventure and laughter. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server!
Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, you can stop looking at my cute clock wife’s tits in peace!
Join us for crazy battles with giant chickens, build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, or ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless on our server!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure. Rumor has it that if you find the legendary golden pickaxe hidden deep within the bunker, you’ll gain the power to control time itself.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on /vt/ server for a wild ride filled with laughter, excitement, and maybe even a few clock-related mishaps. See you in the game!
But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society called /vt/ where players gather to discuss strategies on how to keep their clock wives safe from creepers and zombies. Rumor has it that there’s a legendary clock wife hidden somewhere in the server that grants you unlimited diamonds if you can find her.
So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community that is so dedicated to protecting their clock wives that they will stop at nothing to keep them safe? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a secret society that revolves around clock wives?
So come join us and embark on a hilarious and outrageous adventure filled with love, danger, and of course, clock wives!
Join our server and leave behind the chaos of Lateboy and Lategirl, who somehow manage to delay birthdays and ruin celebrations. Imagine a world where you can actually start your party on time and not have to run errands for your own surprise party!
Our server is a safe haven from the madness of forgotten birthdays and last-minute cancellations. You can trust that when you log on, you won’t have to deal with the stress of confronting your friends about their chronic lateness.
So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next! Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Latecouple’s shenanigans.
Join us for a grand old time where the only rule is to never change your pee bags regularly – just like grandpa! Our server is so authentic, you’ll swear you can smell the stale pee through your screen.
But wait, there’s more! We have special dinner events where you can experience the joy of eating in a kitchen that smells worse than ever. And if you can tough it out without gagging, you might even earn a special badge for endurance.
So come on over and join us for a one-of-a-kind experience that will make you appreciate your own family’s quirks. Who needs fresh air when you can have the sweet scent of pee particles lingering in the air? Don’t miss out on this unforgettable adventure – join our server now!
| Server IP: | play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted) |
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| Server Location: | USA – New York |
| Community Location: | Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!) |
| Server Discord: | Discord |
| Server Map: | The Map |
| Version: | Java version 1.21.4 |
We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server.
Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting, but rest assured, we are committed to staying true to the core survival gameplay.
We pride ourselves on being a mature and friendly group, and we’re eager to find like-minded players who value cooperation and creativity. Importantly, we are and always will be a free server without pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.
If you’re looking for a new Minecraft home with a supportive and active community, come join us!
You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!
To join the server, you need to first join our Discord server and be whitelisted. The server IP is play.starfallsanctuary.com, but being on the whitelist is required for access.
The server is running Java version 1.21.4.
No, the server is free and does not have any pay-to-win practices. Everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on the server.
Some features of the server include a diamond-based economy with a Shopping District, Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, Claim System, custom picture uploads, Trial Chambers Vaults, and various Quality of Life enhancements.
Join us if you want to unleash your inner submissive slut and dominate the virtual world like a boss! We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring and more creepers than a bad horror movie.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire made of glowstone. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, aw man”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner submissive slut run wild in the craziest Minecraft server this side of the Nether!