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MissileCruiseCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict, cruise missiles, Defense, Drones, idf, IDF operations, intelligence, intercepts, iraq, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile defense, MissileCruiseCraft, national security, north, SECURITY, South, Surveillance, threat detection

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE INTERCEPT CRUISE MISSILES AND DRONES FIRED FROM IRAQ AT NORTH AND SOUTH HAHAHA. WE GOTTA PROTECT OUR BLOCKS FROM THOSE SNEAKY ATTACKS, ONLY THE BRAVEST BLOCK BUILDERS CAN SURVIVE HERE. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA BE A BLOCKY HERO AND SAVE THE DAY FROM EVIL DRONES AND MISSILES. LET’S BUILD A FORTRESS TOGETHER AND DEFEND OUR LAND FROM THE CRAZY THREATS. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO INTENSE AND EXCITING?! JOIN NOW AND BECOME A BLOCKY WARRIOR!

Neuron Nonsense Minecraft Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, cell populations, cognitive processes, Cognitive science, Language, language comprehension, language processing, linguistic analysis, linguistic processing, Minecraft, neural activity, neurology, neuron, neurons, neuroscience, nonsense, research, scientists, Server, strings of words, timescales, Words

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Votes:	9439
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	175
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

so like, imagine this server is like your brain but on different timescales, man. some parts of the server respond to one word, while others respond to strings of words. it’s like a whole new level of brain power, dude. join this server and unlock the secrets of language-processing areas in your brain, man. who knows what kind of crazy stuff you’ll discover. maybe you’ll even become a Minecraft language wizard, casting spells with your words and building epic structures with your mind. come join us on this mind-bending adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. let’s get weird together, man.

Seeking faction members! No, we are not desperate… okay, maybe just a little [Factions]

bicameral, DESPERATE, Economy, Eodred, Esmond, Faction, Factions, Gohirm, Government, History, Ideology, leader, Lore, members, Minecraft, national bolshevism, Politics, presidential republic, Propaganda, seeking, Server, Small, Spyridon Êadoulv, SUPREME COURT, under dog, Viridia

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2797	Void Armor Forged:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Potions Brewed:	46
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5

Full Faction Name	Republic of Rondor (Կվաանեօնան կյաչ Ռօնդօռ)
Current Government and Ideology	Bicameral presidential republic, national bolshevism
Leader	President Spyridon Êadoulv (Պռեսիդիեենտ Սպըռիդօն Եեադօւլվ)
Lore	According to Rondorian self-made propaganda history, Rondor was created after a peaceful political meeting between the former prince of Gohirm/former king of Rondor, Eodred/Esmond, and the supreme court of Gohirm to let Rondor become its own nation and take over all of Gohirm’s land. What really happened, was that the Gohirmian economy and politics was crumbling due to the 83 years long mafia leadership of Sêgeodvas (991-1074), so the Gohirmian prince Eodred left Gohirm in early 1076, and on the night of November 21st 1076, he and an army invaded Gohirm and killed all political opponents including King Theomund VII of Gohirm. After that was done, the Kingdom of Rondor was created and Eodred was crowned as King Esmond. No Rondorian has since spoken of what really happened on November 21st.
Motto	Nadrêch!/Նադռեեչ! (Onwards!), Feogt Êglaed’ie (No translation)
Additional Information	-National animal: Eagle -National flower: Bluebell -Architecture style: Early English medieval and wild west -Official language: Ypsilonian -Year system: Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad who enslaved the Rondorian people. The current year 1084

FAQs:

Question	Answer
What type of server is Ronder?	Ronder is a small underdog faction on the Minecraft server Viridia.
How can I join the Republic of Rondor?	You can join the faction by contacting President Spyridon Êadoulv through Discord or joining the Rondor server.
What languages are spoken in Rondor?	The official language of Rondor is Ypsilonian.
What is the current year in Rondor?	Rondor counts the years since the fall of the great empire of Morvad, and the current year is 1084.
What is the national animal and flower of Rondor?	The national animal is the eagle and the national flower is the bluebell.

Crafty Toronto School – Minecraft Server

activism, Aviva Klompas, Canada, controversy, Crafty, discrimination, Diversity, education, HUMAN RIGHTS, Humiliation, inclusion, intolerance, Jewish child, Minecraft, pro-muslim protest, protest, Religion, religious bias, School, Server, social justice, Students, Toronto

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	172
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchantments Applied:	250
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Holy Grails Found:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon lets loose on the dance floor!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds instead of wool! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary enchanted potato that grants you infinite hunger and the ability to fly like a majestic chicken.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Hezbollah Failed Minecraft SMP

Conflict, current events, discussion, extremist group, Failed, failed attack, failed attempt., failed mission, failed operation, failed plan, failed revenge, failed strategy, hezbollah, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, News, POL, RETALIATION, retaliation attempt, Revenge, smp, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	1409
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1885	Runes Activated:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where we have epic battles, crazy events, and even a secret underground bunker full of diamond blocks (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so wild that even Hezbollah tried to launch a revenge attack on us, but they failed miserably because our players are just too skilled. /pol/ is even too scared to mention it because they know we’re the real deal.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of excitement, danger, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our epic Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

ClassyCraft Minecraft Server

#business class, ClassyCraft, Communication, Company, compromise, Conversation, decision, disagreement, fiancée, Fight, Financial, Flight, luxury, Minecraft, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, social anxiety, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upgrade, work

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9191
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and build to your heart’s content.

Join us and leave behind the stress of deciding who gets the business class seat on a flight. On our server, everyone gets a first-class experience, no fighting necessary!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. Who needs business class when you can trade secrets with spooky mobs?

So come join us on our server, where the only fights you’ll have are with zombies and skeletons. It’s a no-drama zone, just pure Minecraft fun!

CryCraftSwedeSass

aita, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CryCraftSwedeSass, crying, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, death, Disrespect, Elderly, family dynamics, foreign exchange student, inappropriate language, misunderstanding, not supporting, sensitivity, Support, Swedish tradition, Sympathy, Tension, Wife

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from tense family situations like the one described above! Join us for a wild and wacky adventure filled with crazy Swedish songs that won’t offend anyone’s elderly relatives.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time, without worrying about accidentally triggering a family feud. Plus, our foreign exchange students are all well-versed in appropriate birthday songs, so you can rest assured that no one will storm out in a fit of rage.

So come join us for a fun-filled experience that will leave you laughing and wondering why you ever considered singing questionable songs in the first place. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great therapy session for family drama? Join now and leave the drama behind!

BelieveIDidThatMC SMP

acceptance, BelieveIDidThatMC, belonging, blending in, changing yourself, conformity, fear of rejection, fitting in, going along with the crowd, group dynamics, Identity, Insecurity, peer pressure, pressure to fit in, seeking approval, Self-expression, smp, social norms, societal expectations, standing out, trying too hard, validation

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	287
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you’ve ever dressed up as a creeper just to blend in with the locals. Our community is so wild that we once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of diamond blocks just for fun!

But wait, there’s more! If you’ve ever pretended to be a chicken in-game just to avoid getting attacked by other players, then this is the server for you. We once had a player who built a secret underground base filled with nothing but cakes because, well, who doesn’t love cake?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity and leave you in stitches, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, anything goes in our crazy world.

CraftyWiFiLand

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3945
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	25
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11

Are you tired of boring old Wi-Fi names like “Home Network” or “Internet_123”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because on our Minecraft server, the Wi-Fi name is actually a secret code that unlocks hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted gear! That’s right, just connect to our server and type in the Wi-Fi name “ChickenNuggetLover69” and watch as your character is showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary creature known as the Wi-Fi Dragon, a fearsome beast that guards the most powerful weapons and armor in the game. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Wi-Fi Dragon in battle, you will be granted access to a secret realm where every block is made of pure diamond.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to bring plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

Pixel Pals United

fddfdf, long tail tags, PALS, PIXEL, United

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4224
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	4

u wanna join dis server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat do backflips. we also got a secret underground world where u can battle zombie chickens and ride on giant spiders. our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u bring him a diamond block. we have a disco party every friday night at the top of a volcano. come join us for the craziest minecraft adventure of ur life!