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| Players: | 99/200 | Votes: | 2594 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 5351 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Secret Passages Found: | 6 |
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on our quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama, rumored to grant wishes to those who can tame its wild spirit.
Our fearless leader, the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori, will guide you through treacherous dungeons filled with zombie chickens and exploding sheep. She once defeated an Ender Dragon with nothing but a carrot and a rubber chicken – true story!
But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic dance parties in all of Minecraft. Get ready to bust a move with our resident DJ, a creeper named Steve who spins the sickest beats this side of the Nether.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a unicorn made of rainbow blocks while battling a horde of evil bunnies? Only on the marathoning midnight hour mistress Calliope Mori’s Minecraft server, of course!
