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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1756 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
come join our epic minecraft server where soldiers are replaced with fluffy bunnies armed with carrot swords! watch as they battle it out in intense carrot duels, hopping around like crazy!
we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, dropping sick beats that will make you want to dance until the sun comes up (literally, because there is no day-night cycle on our server)!
if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who give out free diamonds! but be careful, they also tell really bad puns that will make you groan for days.
so come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious minecraft adventure of your life! who needs soldiers when you have carrot-wielding bunnies and pun-loving cows? it’s a weird world out there, but it’s a whole lot of fun!
