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MommaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8530
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	164	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle the age-old debate of which country has the best mothers! Join us as we embark on a hilarious journey to find out who truly reigns supreme in the world of maternal instincts.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges and mini-games that will put your maternal skills to the test. From changing virtual diapers to soothing pixelated tantrums, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that the winner of our ultimate motherhood competition will receive a virtual crown and be hailed as the Mother of All Minecrafters. Will you rise to the challenge and claim your rightful place on the throne?

So come on down to our server and show off your maternal prowess. Who knows, you might just discover a hidden talent for virtual parenting that you never knew you had. Join us today and let the motherly madness begin!

Terry’s Block Party Minecraft Server

assault, backstory, BLOCK, Character, Cum, Fan art, fan favorite, Fatal Fury, fighting games, horny, iconic, king of fighters, Legendary, Masturbation, Minecraft, Moveset, Party, Protagonist, Server, sexy man, snk, snk heroines, terry bogard, Terrys, video games

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mines Excavated:	2299	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Are you ready to join the wildest Minecraft server out there? Well, let me tell you, our server is so hot, it’ll make you as horny for Terry Bogard as the person in this post! We’ve got all the Terry Bogard skins you could ever dream of, and our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll be assaulting your enemies like never before.

But that’s not all! Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’re actually in the world of KoF. We’ve got custom quests where you can learn all about Terry Bogard and his epic moves. And don’t even get me started on our pixel art competitions – you’ll be cumming with joy at the masterpieces our players create.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to be obsessed with Terry Bogard like never before. Just be sure to take breaks to eat and sleep, we don’t want you passing out from too much excitement!

BlockbusterBinge

all-time favorite, Annual, Beloved, BlockbusterBinge, Cinema, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, go to, memorable, Movie, must watch, mustsee, Nostalgia, repeat, rewatch, Timeless, top pick, tradition, yearly

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1662
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Holy Grails Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Do you love watching movies so much that you wish you could live in them? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine building your own movie set and reenacting your favorite scenes with your friends. Want to be a wizard at Hogwarts? Done. Want to fight zombies in a post-apocalyptic world? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where every day is like a new blockbuster movie! Join us now and let the adventure begin!

DonkeyPredatorCraft

animal, animation, bite force, comedy, crush bone, Donkey, DonkeyPredatorCraft, DreamWorks, FANTASY, fictional character, front-facing eyes, Humorous, iconic, movie character, pop culture, predator, quirky, Scary, Shrek donkey, talking animal, Unique

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Endless Night Skies:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where shrek’s donkey is a predator with front-facing eyes and a bone-crushing bite force! watch out for the donkey as you mine and build, he might just sneak up on you and take you down with his deadly donkey powers. but don’t worry, you can team up with other players to take down the donkey and become the ultimate minecraft champion. join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Yume Network

Adventure, Bank, Creative, Cross-Play, custom enchant, Dungeon, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Land Claim, Minigames, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quest, RPG, skill, Skyblock, slime fun, Survival, Survival Games, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4237
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mines Excavated:	2403
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6096
Animals Bred:	56	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Hello, welcome to yume network. Let’s have fun together here! We currently only have 1 gamemode and later there will be slime fun Survival Mix : 1. Economy 2. Land Claim 3. Custom Enchant 4. Dungeon 5. Bank 6. Skill 7. Quest and many more Hurry up and join IP : play.yumenetwork.xyz Join discord of : https://dsc.gg/yume-network

play.yumenetwork.xyz

Eg Lifesteal Smp

#exciting, Battles, Combat, dynamic, Economy, eg, Experience, health, INTENSE, LifeSteal, Mechanics, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvP, Rewards, Server, smp, strategy, Survival, Unique

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	525899
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Magic Items Found:	1383
Enchantments Applied:	51	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

The EG Lifesteal SMP Server in Minecraft is a unique multiplayer survival experience that sets itself apart with its exciting lifesteal mechanics. On this server, players engage in thrilling PvP (player versus player) battles where defeating an opponent allows you to steal their health, effectively increasing your own. This lifesteal dynamic adds a strategic layer to combat, making every encounter more intense and rewarding.

Eg.mcserver.io:25577

Mining for Trouble in this Small, Modded Survival Mess

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Mining Pack Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Mining Pack, a small modded Minecraft server that caters to miners, builders, pvpers, and others to reach their goals. It is modded with 2 mods, Mining Pack, and WorldEdit (for testing purposes).
Server Capacity	5 PEOPLE ONLY CAN JOIN
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	We allow most people to join, unless there are specific restrictions in place.
What mods are included in the server?	The server is modded with Mining Pack and WorldEdit (for testing purposes).
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, there may be a lot of PvPing happening on the server.

HairCraft Minecraft Server

beauty, comparison, desire, envy, Frustration, hair, hair envy, hair envy jokes, hair envy memes, hair envy quotes, hair envy struggles, hair goals, hair inspiration, hair problems, hair struggles, HairCraft, Jealousy, Long hair, Minecraft, Server, short hair, Wishful thinking

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	6664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Void Gems Collected:	32	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but plain old blocks and basic gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, always looking for new friends to prank with his invisible blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to have been forged by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring hair when you can have a pixelated adventure of a lifetime?

RodentPigTest Minecraft Server

animal testing, Cyanide, Gas Chamber, HCN, heating element, History, hoax, Holocaust, Jew programming, lie, Minecraft, Myth, narrative, Pigs, proof, Propaganda, RodentPigTest, rodents, Server, society, Trauma, urban legend, ventilation

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	5624	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question everything you thought you knew? Look no further than our server, where we test out crazy theories like whether cyanide evaporates at a certain temperature or if gas chambers are just a big fat lie.

Join us as we soak gypsum pellets in HCN (cyanide) and watch as they refuse to evaporate until they reach 78 degrees. It’s a real nail-biter, folks. And don’t even get us started on the alleged homicidal gas chambers – we’ll prove once and for all that it’s all a bunch of baloney.

Our server is the place to be if you want to see some real science in action. We’ll even test it out on rodents or pigs just to really drive the point home. Plus, our community is full of people who aren’t afraid to question the status quo and think for themselves. So come on down and join us in debunking urban legends and setting the record straight. It’s a wild ride, but someone’s gotta do it.

PixelHub Minecraft Server

advice, annoyance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, emotional, Explanation, feelings, Frustration, husband, Marriage, Minecraft, overbearing, PixelHub, Questioning, resolution, Respect, Server, Support, Understanding, Upset, validation, Wife

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Are you tired of constantly being asked if you’re okay in real life? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server where no one will ever ask you if you’re okay, because let’s be real, we’re all just blocks here.

Our server is filled with players who understand the struggle of being constantly questioned about your feelings. You can build to your heart’s content without anyone bothering you with unnecessary questions.

And if you ever feel like venting, our chat is always open for you to express yourself without fear of judgment. So join us and escape the constant interrogation of real life, because in our Minecraft world, the only question you’ll ever hear is “do you need more diamonds?”