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RageCraft SMP: “Creeper blew up my diamonds, I hope your wifi dies”

anger issues, anger management, BLEW, Competitive Gaming, creeper, diamonds, dies, disrespectful behavior., emotional outbursts., Gamer Rage, Gaming Community, gaming frustrations, harsh words, heated arguments., Hope, hurtful words, inappropriate language, insults, offensive comments, online gaming, Ragecraft, regretful words, smp, toxic behavior, verbal abuse, video games, virtual confrontations, WiFi

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1242
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7669	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Are you tired of being banned from servers for your epic gamer rages? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and let out all your pent-up rage in the most creative and hilarious ways possible. From building giant statues of creepers flipping the bird to organizing PvP tournaments where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on and unleash your inner savage in the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

CreeperCounselor

anxiety, Burnout, CreeperCounselor, depression, Job, Job demands, job satisfaction, job stress, job-related stress, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, occupational health., occupational stress, stress, work environment, work-life balance, workplace stress, worst impact

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7159
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	9536	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	94	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	263	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	348	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of being a boring ol’ office worker or retail employee? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a professional diamond miner! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be stressed about is deciding which shiny gem to craft into your next fabulous accessory. Say goodbye to those pesky deadlines and hello to a world of endless possibilities (and diamonds)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also offers the unique opportunity to become a professional llama whisperer. That’s right, you’ll be able to communicate with these majestic creatures in ways you never thought possible. Who needs therapy when you have a llama by your side, am I right?

So why waste your time in a boring old job when you could be living your best life on our Minecraft server? Join now and let the craziness begin!

MoonBase2035 Minecraft Server

2035, China, International cooperation, lunar mission, Minecraft, moon base, Moon base agreement, Moon base construction, Moon colonization, moon landing, Moon settlement, MoonBase2035, russia, Server, space agreement, space colonization, space development, space exploration, space exploration agreement, space mission, Space Race, space research, space technology

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Emeralds Found:	8000	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE BUILDIN A MOON BASE BY 2035, JUST LIKE CHINA AND RUSSIA! WE GONNA HAVE SPACE COWS AND ALIEN PIGS AND A DANCE PARTY WITH THE MOON ROCKS! COME JOIN US AND BE A SPACE COWBOY ON THE MOON, YEEHAW! 🚀🌕🐄👽

MachadoCraft: Sabotage Edition

accusations, allegations, Corruption, Crisis, Democracy, Edition, Electoral, fraud, Government, identifies, investigation, Latin America, machado, MachadoCraft, News, opposition, Political, sabotage, south america, SUSPECT, Venezuela, Voting

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9

are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where we have CRAZY adventures like fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs!

we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds and emeralds we find, but shh don’t tell anyone!

if you join now, you can be part of our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who has been terrorizing our land with his army of killer bunnies.

plus, we have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm where we dance with the skeletons and creepers. it’s lit, fam!

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and be a part of the most insane minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Venezuela Identifies Machado as Suspect in Electoral Sabotage.

RedGreenBrothers

ANNOYING, brothers, Characters, color blindness, color confusion, color identification, color perception, color recognition, Color-blind, colors, Gaming, Green.., iconic characters, Luigi, Mario, mario and luigi, Nintendo, red, RedGreenBrothers, video games, visual impairment

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	298	Divine Spears Created:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Void Armor Forged:	16	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN MARIO AND LUIGI WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, MY FRIEND!

ON THIS SERVER, WE HAVE BLOCKS THAT ARE SO COLORFUL, EVEN COLOR BLIND PEOPLE WILL BE LIKE “WOW, I CAN SEE ALL THE COLORS!”

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO A SECRET UNDERGROUND MUSHROOM KINGDOM FILLED WITH TREASURE AND ADVENTURE. YOU MIGHT EVEN RUN INTO A CREEPER WEARING A MUSTACHE!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! MAMA MIA!

TongueTieTrouble – No More!

American Academy of Pediatrics, breastfeeding difficulties, breastfeeding problems, breastfeeding support, infant health, lingual frenulums, Medical advice, medical guidelines, medical procedures, overuse, pediatric recommendations, pediatric surgery, restrictive lingual frenulums, surgery risks, surgical complications, surgical interventions, tongue-tie diagnosis, tongue-tie surgeries, tongue-tie treatment, TongueTieTrouble, Warnings

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	New Chunks Explored:	642084
Towns Built:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

hey u, ya u reading this, do u like minecraft? do u like CRAZY adventures and WACKY shenanigans? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on our server where we have TONGUE-TIE SURGERIES as a mini game! that’s right, u can perform virtual surgeries on virtual tongues, how cool is that?! and guess what, we also have breastfeeding problems as a challenge, because why not? join us now for a wild ride of weirdness and fun! u won’t regret it (probably)!

TownyCraft

Adventure, building, Creative, Dungeon, Economy, Exploration, Faction, Farming, Magic, Medieval, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quest, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Welcome to TownyCraft! [REBUILDING THE SERVER]

Dive into an exciting world where the charm of vanilla Minecraft meets the strategic depth of Towny! Our server keeps the beloved essence of the game intact while enhancing your experience with quality-of-life improvements and a dynamic economy system.

Key Features:

Towny System: Build and manage your own towns or unite with others to form powerful nations! Whether you’re a lone adventurer or a leader of a thriving community, the possibilities are endless.

Economy System: Engage in a bustling economy where you can buy and sell items, or invest in your town’s growth. Start a new venture or support your friends in theirs!

Shop: Need something specific? Visit our shop to find essential items and unique treasures that will aid you in your journey.

149.56.155.38:25589

AnarchyLandsCZ

Anarchy, anarchy server, AnarchyLandsCZ, chaotic exploration, creativity, Czech, freedom, limitless possibilities, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	New Chunks Explored:	40741

Reviving the original Czech anarchy server, now reborn for chaotic exploration and creativity in Minecraft, embracing true freedom and limitless possibilities.

82.208.17.72:27578

Blocky Pirates Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, blocky, chapter, Eiichiro Oda, FANTASY, Grand Line, Latest chapter, Manga, manga release, manga series, manga updates, Minecraft, monkey d luffy, new chapter, one piece, pirate king, Pirates, Server, shonen jump, Straw Hat Pirates, this week, weekly shonen jump

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3351
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Void Gems Collected:	30
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pixelated madness!

Join us this week for our special “Chapter this week” event where players will be transported to a dimension where everything is upside down and pigs can fly. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our boss battle against a giant chicken who shoots laser beams from its eyes. Don’t worry, we provide protective goggles for all players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SmartCraft SMP – Work Smarter, Not Harder

efficiency, Harder, not harder, productivity tips, SmartCraft, Smarter, smp, Time management, work, work effectiveness, work efficiency, work ethic, work habits, work improvement, work mindset, work optimization, work philosophy, work productivity, work smarter, work strategies, work success, work techniques

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3057
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Towns Built:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of mining for hours on end just to find a measly diamond? Well, look no further because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! That’s right, you can build your dream castle in no time with our abundance of precious gems.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of friendly creepers who are just dying to be your new best friends. They’ll even help you gather resources and protect your base from any pesky players trying to raid your loot.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and cows can do the cha-cha. Who wouldn’t want to explore that wacky world?

So come join us and remember, on our server, we work smarter, not harder. Because why mine for diamonds when you can have them delivered to your doorstep by a friendly creeper?