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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 2878 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Towns Built: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 21 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle while simultaneously flipping off rude kids in Starbucks parking lots. Our server is the perfect place for those who want to express themselves freely and have a good laugh along the way.
Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and maybe even encounter a Karen or two who need a lesson in kindness. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a showdown with a group of oinking bandits who think they’re funny.
So why wait? Join our server now and let your inner Jersey come out to play. Just remember, in this world, the middle finger is mightier than the sword!