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BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS SO WACKY, EVEN THE GREENIES ARE CONFUSED! I MEAN, HOW CAN A TREAT THAT’S ALREADY GREEN BE NAMED “GREENIES”? IT’S A MYSTERY THAT EVEN THE ENDER DRAGON CAN’T SOLVE!
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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like no other, with characters like Clorinde, Sethos, and Bennett ready to team up with you on epic adventures.
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Our current character banner features Clorinde, Alhaitham, and Sethos, all ready to join your team and help you conquer the world. And don’t forget about our weapon banner, featuring the Absolution sword that can slice through anything in its path.
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But that’s not all! We’ve got resources for days, from VRC Fury to Wholesome SPS configurator, and even Custom PCS and LMS for those funny noises you’ve always wanted. Want to enable various facial expressions with shapekeys based on your hand positions? We’ve got you covered with ComboGestureExpressions!
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So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft server and let your wildest dreams come true in a world where anything is possible. See you there!
Welcome to our Minecraft server where drama is always brewing! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of being caught in the middle of a family feud like never before!
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Ever wanted to trade places with someone for a day and see what it’s like to live in their shoes? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Imagine swapping lives with the notorious Ender Dragon and wreaking havoc on unsuspecting players. Or maybe you’d prefer to be a sneaky Creeper and surprise your friends with explosive pranks. The possibilities are endless on our server, where you can experience the ultimate role-playing adventure like never before. So come join us and step into someone else’s blocky world for a day of chaos and fun!
