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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 3044 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
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