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WeddingCraft: No BYOW for Stepmom

000 wedding, 6’5, Beer, BYOW, Calm, Chardonnay, Cheap, cooler, expensive, Legality, liquor, open bar, outside alcohol, signature cocktails, specialty wine, step mother, stepmom, Unglued, Venue, Wedding, WeddingCraft, wine

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6747
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runes Activated:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4

Are you tired of your stepmom thinking she can just bring her own fancy Chardonnay to your wedding? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life weddings! Our open bar has unlimited virtual signature cocktails, beer, wine, and liquor – and guess what? You can bring your own Chardonnay and no one will bat an eye!

We have a special virtual venue where you can throw a $65,000 wedding without breaking the bank. And don’t worry about legality – in our Minecraft world, you can bring in as much outside alcohol as you want (as long as it’s virtual, of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real-life wedding drama behind! Plus, you never know when a virtual stepmom might try to sneak in some virtual wine in her virtual purse – it’s all part of the fun!

BlockCraft Minecraft Server

blockcraft, Climax, Communication, Connection, desire, experimentation, Exploration, FANTASY, foreplay, Intimacy, love, Minecraft, mutual pleasure, Passion, physical connection, Pleasure, role-play, romance, satisfaction, Server, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8426
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Zombie Dances:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make your blocky world shake and quake like never before? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate aphrodisiac for gamers, guaranteed to make you scream with excitement (and maybe a little bit of fear).

Join us if you want to experience wild adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected surprises at every turn. Our community is full of players who are always ready to spice things up and keep you on your toes.

So, what’s one thing you always do during sex? Well, on our server, you’ll be doing things you never thought possible in Minecraft. Get ready to unleash your inner blocky beast and conquer the virtual world like a true legend. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed. So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

BlockBusterLaughs

best comedy movies, BlockBusterLaughs, comedic genius, comedy, comedy classics, Comedy film, Funny Moments, funny movie, gut-busting laughs, hilarious, humor, humor for days, laugh out loud, Laughter, movie night, movie recommendations, must watch comedy, rib-tickling comedy, side-splitting humor, top comedy films, uproarious comedy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8687
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every player is a comedian in disguise! Join us for non-stop laughter and hilarious antics as we build, mine, and troll each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From epic prank wars to spontaneous dance parties, this server is guaranteed to have you in stitches 24/7. So come on, join the funniest Minecraft server in the universe and let the laughter never end!

Blocky Kremlin Minecraft Server

blocky, Civil unrest, Conflict, crime, detained, detention, eastern europe, filter, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, law enforcement, Military, Minecraft, Moscow, occupied regions, Politics, russia, SECURITY, Server, Special Units, Ukraine, ukrainians

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8310
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have moscow special units filtering out all the ukrainians in the game HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

CraftyCaptives: FemSoldierFrenzy

Captivity, captivity images, captivity photos, captivity photos release, captivity release, Conflict, CraftyCaptives, early days, families, female soldiers, female soldiers in captivity, FemSoldierFrenzy, Hostage, hostage families, hostages, Military, Military Families, photos, Release, soldiers, War, women in military

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9897
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

HEY U GUYS WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL LET ME TELL U, IT’S SO LIT THAT EVEN HOSTAGE FAMILIES ARE RELEASIN’ PHOTOS OF 5 FEMALE SOLDIERS FROM EARLY DAYS OF CAPTIVITY JUST TO GET A TASTE OF DA ACTION! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT! THESE SOLDIERS WERE PLAYIN’ ON OUR SERVER WHEN THEY GOT KIDNAPPED AND NOW THEIR FAMILIES WANNA JOIN TOO! IF THAT AIN’T A SIGN OF A GOOD TIME, I DON’T KNOW WHAT IS! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR SOME EPIC MINECRAFT MADNESS!

EchoCraft: Singing with Myself

(Audio), creativity, echo, echocraft, harmonising, History, innovation, invention, Layering, Music, Musical, overdubbing, Performance, production, recording, singing, Sound, Studio, Technique, Technology, vocals

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4300
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	8247
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Yo, u gotta check out dis cray cray Minecraft server, yo. It’s like a party up in here, with pigs flying and creepers breakdancing.

We got diamond blocks growing on trees and villagers doing the cha-cha slide.

One time, a player found a secret portal that led to a dimension where everything was made of cake.

And don’t even get me started on the time a group of players teamed up to defeat a dragon with nothing but wooden pickaxes.

Join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make you say, “Wait, did that really happen?”

FarmersGoneWildMC

agriculture, alcohol consumption, Awareness, binge drinking, coping mechanisms, Farmers, FarmersGoneWildMC, high levels, Interventions, mental health, mental healthcare, Prevention, resilience, Rural, seeking help, stigma, stress, study, Support, U.S, University of Georgia

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7100
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mines Excavated:	2046
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up Minecrafters! Do you wanna join the most lit server out there? Well, let me tell you about this cray cray server that will blow your mind!

So get this, our server is so epic that even farmers are joining in on the fun! According to a study, one in five U.S. farmers are ditching their tractors and joining our server to binge drink and relieve stress. That’s right, forget about planting crops, come plant some blocks with us instead!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is all about promoting resilience and reducing the stigma of seeking mental healthcare. So not only will you have a blast building and exploring, but you’ll also be taking care of your mental health at the same time. It’s a win-win situation, my dudes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get this party started! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get drunk on creativity together, fam!

FOOGERRO

Clans, ConstantUpdates, Creative, Donation perks, Factions, FOOGERRO, Friendly staff, Friendlycommunity, games, hacker prevention, Minecraft, Minigames, Network, Notpaytowin, Other, Parkour, pay to win, Plugins, PvP, Server, Updates

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	8367
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

A new network with constant updates, friendly staff, multiple games and new games often! We strive to be your favorite Minecraft network to play on. Our donation perks are not pay to win and our hacker prevention plugins are updated constantly.

FOOGERRO.NET:8192

YuruYuriCraft – Your Happy Place Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, comedy, cute, Entertainment, Friends, friendship, Girls, Happy, high school, humor, injustice, japanese, Laughter, lighthearted, Manga, Minecraft, Place, school life, series, Server, slice of life, television, Yuru Yuri, YuruYuriCraft

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3006
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	691328
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Join our server and become the ultimate rebel! We’ve got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and loves to challenge unsuspecting noobs to dance-offs. So why did her friends allow this injustice? Because they haven’t joined our server yet! Join now and unleash your inner chaos!

V4Minecraft – The Ultimate Block Party!

Abi Kadabura, Alias Anono, Alicja Da Lontano, anniversary, Arya Kuroha, asmr, Biscotti, BLOCK, Bonnie Barkswell, brave, Brave US branch, Crystalis, Dr. NOVA(e), drawing contest, globie, Jira Jisaki, Kiri Kilovolt, Kou Mariya, Kumanui Miel, Lunalia, manju plush, merch, Minecraft, Mono Monet, Party, Petalight, Pippa Pebblesworth, Previous thread, Reina Ronronea, REM Kanashibari, Remia Aotsuki, Rhubarb N. Kustard, Sensei plush, Serina Maiko, Taring Hu, twitch, twitter, Ultimate, useful links, V4M_plus, V4Minecraft, V4Mirai, V4Mirai General, VSMP, VSPO EN, Yae Yugiri, Yumi the Witch

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6352
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this server that is so lit, it’s basically on fire! Join us for the First ASMR Class Edition where you can chill with Crystalis, Abi Kadabura, Serina Maiko, and more!

But wait, there’s more! We have Petalight ASMR races, drawing contests, and even an anniversary celebration with merch that will make your head spin! And guess what? We’ve been invited to the Minecraft VSMP server, where the shenanigans are off the charts!

Don’t miss out on the fun with globie, Kumanui Miel, Reina Ronronea, and all the other Brave EN groups. Trust us, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!