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CraftyTime SMP

artistic endeavors, CraftyTime, Creative pursuits, fitness goals, hobby, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness practices, outdoor adventures, Passion projects., personal interests, productivity tips, Relaxation, self-care, skill development, smp, stress relief, time constraints, Time management, Wellness routines, Wishful thinking, work-life balance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	8817
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	4407	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Are you tired of boring old hobbies like stamp collecting or knitting? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a group of mischievous players start a prank war and cover your entire castle in pink wool. But don’t worry, you can get your revenge by building a giant lava pit right outside their base.

Not convinced yet? How about this: we have a secret underground city where players compete in epic PvP battles for the chance to win a diamond-encrusted golden sword. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples somewhere in the depths of the Nether.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin! Who needs stamp collecting when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

TrendyCraftRevival

chic, classic, COMEBACK, fad, fashion, Fashionable, Hip, iconic, modern twist, Nostalgia, old school, Popular, reinvented, Retro, Revival, Style, Throwback, Timeless, Trendsetter, TrendyCraftRevival, vintage

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3761
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dimension Hops:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	838739	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Remember when everyone used to wear those ridiculous neon fanny packs? Well, on our Minecraft server, we bring back all the best trends from the past! Join us and relive the glory days of fashion faux pas and questionable choices. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly llama who only appears to players wearing the most outrageous outfits. So grab your neon fanny pack and join us for a trip down memory lane (and maybe a run-in with a stylish spectral llama)!

FoodieCraft: Mammary Hazard Zone

bisphenols, cancer-causing agents, chemical contamination, chemical migration, consumer safety, environmental health, food contact materials, food ingestion, food packaging, Food Safety, FoodieCraft, hazard, hazardous chemicals, health risks, human exposure, mammary, mammary carcinogens, packaging, PFAS, phthalates, potential carcinogens, public health, toxic substances, Zone

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Crops Grown:	4359

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! We got nearly 200 potential mammary carcinogens in our food contact materials! Why settle for boring old servers when you can join us and ingest hazardous chemicals while playing Minecraft?

Forget about building houses and farming crops, on our server you’ll be dodging PFAS, bisphenols, and phthalates as they migrate from packaging into your virtual food! It’s like a wild obstacle course for your taste buds!

Join us now for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning your life choices. Who needs diamonds and emeralds when you can have potential mammary carcinogens instead? Let’s get toxic, baby!

Crafty Faggots Minecraft Server

BBC, conspiracy theories, controversy, Crafty, cucks, discrimination, Diversity, Ethics, Faggots, Hate Speech, jew, Journalism, LGBTQ, Media, microdicked, Minecraft, News, offensive language, online trolling, Propaganda, psyops, Server, social media

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2186
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Void Gems Collected:	27
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by BBC faggots who are just a mix of Jew psyops and microdicked cucks? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can battle it out with players who have the craziest conspiracy theories and the smallest… pickaxes!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. Join now and hunt for this majestic beast while avoiding the wrath of the Illuminati creepers who are out to steal your diamonds and your sanity.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest, weirdest, and most wacky Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Just remember, don’t trust anyone wearing a tinfoil hat… they might be onto something.

Abduct Me, Torture Me, Minecraft SMP

ABDUCT, abduction, abduction fantasy, basement, brutality, crime, dangerous fantasies, dark desires, extreme scenarios, fear, helpless, Horror, KIDNAPPING, Minecraft, murder, rape, Sadistic, smp, torture, Trauma, TRUNK, Victim, violence

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8983
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’ve been abducted, tortured, and violently raped by a stronger player! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Join us for a wild ride that will leave you naked, emaciated, and nearly dead in the middle of nowhere… in Minecraft, of course! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the ultimate thrill of survival!

HubbyBdayBashless Minecraft Server

appreciation, Birthday, celebration, Communication, Disappointment, domestic labor, Effort, exhaustion, family, Gifts, HubbyBdayBashless, husband, love, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, relationship, Resentment, SAHM, Server, Special, Ultimatum, unappreciated

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4964
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Crops Grown:	2796	Dimension Hops:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Emeralds Found:	1611

Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a story that will blow your mind.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found themselves in a world where every block was made of cake and every mob was a dancing llama. They frolicked through fields of cotton candy and built a castle made entirely of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part.

One day, they stumbled upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond their wildest dreams. Diamonds as big as their head, emeralds that sparkled like stars, and enchanted gear that made them invincible. And do you know what they did with all that treasure? They built a rollercoaster that looped around the entire server, with twists and turns that defied gravity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for eternity.

So, if you want to experience a Minecraft server like no other, filled with adventure, treasure, and chicken jousting, then join us now! Who needs a boring birthday celebration when you can have all this excitement waiting for you?

NoWifeNoLifeCraft

aita, anger, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Confrontation, coping, Emotional support, family conflict, family dynamics, grandparenting, Grief, husband support, Loss, mother-in-law, NoWifeNoLifeCraft, parenting, Pregnancy, Respect, Therapy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6660
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2192	Buildings Constructed:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my mother-in-law? Look no further! Our server is a safe space where you can escape from all the crazy family dynamics and just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs.

Join us for a server experience that’s guaranteed to be more peaceful than dealing with a mother-in-law who can’t take a hint. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and make new friends who won’t judge you for setting boundaries with family members.

And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual grandfather figure for your Minecraft character who won’t cause any drama. So come on over and leave the real-life family drama behind – our Minecraft server is the place to be!

FoodieFraud Minecraft SMP

food critics, food critiques, food culture, food debates, food dislikes, food fads, food hype, food opinions, food preferences, food snobbery, food trends, foodie culture, foodie debates, foodie dislikes, foodie fads, foodie preferences, foodie snobbery, FoodieFraud, Minecraft, overrated food, popular foods, smp

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Divine Spears Created:	10

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, mining for diamonds in a cave filled with lava-spewing llamas, and building a house out of enchanted cheese blocks that grant you superpowers.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their starchy reign of terror? The choice is yours!

So, if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with absurd adventures and nonsensical shenanigans, join our Minecraft SMP today! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way).

CraftyCreeperz

acceptance, aging gracefully, beauty, bittersweet, CraftyCreeperz, emotional maturity, Gratitude, growing older, inner peace, letting go, life experiences, life lessons, mindfulness, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, realization, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, wisdom

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Void Gems Collected:	35	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Potions Brewed:	41

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if you want to discover the most beautiful but bittersweet realization you’ve ever had as you’ve grown older…that pigs can actually fly in our world! Yes, you heard that right, pigs with wings soaring through the sky like majestic creatures of the air.

But be warned, these flying pigs have a mischievous streak and will try to steal your diamonds if you’re not careful. So gather your friends, build a fortress to protect your precious loot, and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your Minecraft life.

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wackiest and wildest server out there. Join us now and let the flying pigs guide you to a whole new level of fun!

BabyBoomCraft Minecraft Server

BabyBoomCraft, birth rate, child-free, cultural beliefs, demographic crisis, Family Planning, Family Values, fertility rates, government intervention., government policy, ideology ban, Minecraft, parenting, political agenda, population decline, population growth, Putin ally, reproductive rights, russia, Server, Social Issues, societal norms, societal trends

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where we battle the dreaded birth rate dip with our child-free ideology ban! putin himself is a fan of our server and even plays with us sometimes. we have insane stories of fighting off baby zombies and building giant baby bottle statues. join us and help save russia from the birth rate dip, one block at a time!