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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5584 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 |
Magic Items Found: | 4841 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Alien Abductions: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
On our server, you’ll never have to worry about your mother-in-law stealing your diamonds or trying to rehome your virtual pets behind your back. We offer a safe and drama-free environment where you can focus on what really matters – crafting, building, and exploring!
Plus, with our winter storm event coming up, you won’t have to deal with any snow-related emergencies like having to let your mother-in-law crash on your virtual couch because she’s living in her virtual Land Rover. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Join us now and leave the real-life drama behind!