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Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 5727 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 4612 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 478 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!