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Minecraft SMP: Mushroom Cyborgs R Us

3D-printed robot scaffolding, biohybrid technology, computer signals, crawling ability, cyborg industry, cyborgs, electrical interface, electrical signals, electrophysiological activity, environmental cues, innovative technology, King oyster mushrooms, lab cultivation, light signals, Minecraft, Mushroom, mushroom cyborgs, profit potential., research findings, robot bodies, robot hybrids, robot movements, smp

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	8495
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Farms Harvested:	437	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have taken biohybrid technology to a whole new level! Imagine controlling robots with living King oyster mushrooms – yes, you heard that right! Our researchers have successfully integrated mushrooms into robot bodies, allowing them to crawl and respond to environmental cues.

But that’s not all – we have 3D-printed robot scaffolding, electrical interfaces, and who knows what else we’ll come up with next! Will you be the one to discover the true potential of mushroom-powered robots? Join now and be a part of this crazy cyborg industry in the making! Who needs redstone when you have mushrooms controlling your creations? Let’s get shroomin’!

NuttyWeightLossCraft

almonds, calorie-controlled, diet, dietary guidelines, Healthy Eating, healthy fats, healthy lifestyle, long-term weight loss, metabolism, nutrition, nuts, NuttyWeightLossCraft, peanuts, pistachios, portion control, satiety, Snacking, walnuts, weight loss, weight loss tips, weight management

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	4

so, like, if you wanna lose weight but still wanna snack on some nuts, then join our minecraft server! we got all the nuts you could ever want, almonds, peanuts, pistachios, walnuts, you name it! and get this, eating them won’t even mess up your weight loss journey, it might even help you lose more weight! it’s like magic, but with nuts. so come join us and snack your way to a skinnier you, all while building epic structures and battling creepers. nuts for the win!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	1701
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Buildings Constructed:	26

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

Minecraft Madness Server

bewildered, bewildering, BIZARRE, confusion, disbelief, madness, Mind Blowing, mind-bending, mind-boggling, Minecraft, odd, outlandish, peculiar, Server, shock, SPEECHLESS.., strange, surreal, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, weird, what just happened, WTF

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	150
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Dragons Tamed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	5

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server if you want to ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil unicorns with rainbow swords. Or maybe you’d prefer to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Out of Cheese” competition. The winner gets a lifetime supply of nacho cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in a game of rock-paper-scissors. Rumor has it that one lucky player once wished for infinite diamonds and now owns a diamond castle with a diamond toilet.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to question your sanity and wonder, “What the fuck did I just watch?”

IceCreamMom Minecraft Server

compassion, dietary choices, dietary restrictions, forgiveness, Friends, friendship, ice cream, IceCreamMom, Minecraft, non-vegan, parenting, parenting decisions, Plant-Based, play date, Respect, Server, Understanding, vegan, vegan children, vegan diet, vegan family, vegan lifestyle, vegan parenting

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Abby’s day at the park? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget all about dairy drama. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that’s as sweet as Abby’s son (minus the ice cream incident, of course). Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun – just watch out for any unexpected surprises along the way!

MommaCraft: Mind Your Biz!

Biz, blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, family, family drama, family dynamics, family history, generational trauma, intrusive, Mind, MommaCraft, mother-in-law, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal history, privacy, reconciliation, relationships, Respect, Wedding

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1213
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Are you tired of dealing with intrusive in-laws who think they know what’s best for you? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and have fun without any unwanted family interference.

Just like the player in this story, you can leave behind your complicated family history and create your own virtual family with fellow gamers. No more dealing with nosy relatives who think they can meddle in your personal life – on our server, the only drama you’ll encounter is deciding which block to place next!

So say goodbye to May and her unsolicited advice, and say hello to a community of players who just want to have a good time. Join our Minecraft server today and start building your own family – one block at a time!

Crafty Jerk Offs

Alone Time, Crafty, emotional release, intimate connection, Jerk, Masturbation, Offs, personal satisfaction, Physical Release, Relaxation, self gratification, self love, self pleasure, self satisfaction, self-care, self-exploration, self-stimulation, sexual desire, sexual health, sexual release, Solo Sex, stress relief

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1229
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragons Tamed:	0
Crops Grown:	1623	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Zombie Dances:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you question your life choices!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. Or how about trying to survive in a world where the trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with hot sauce?

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that has the power to make your enemies spontaneously break out into interpretive dance.

So why did you jerk off recently? Because you haven’t experienced the sheer insanity and hilarity of our Minecraft server yet! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other.

PenalColonyCraft Minecraft Server

court case, crime, foreign affairs, Imprisonment, incarceration, international relations, judicial system, Justice, legal proceedings, Legal System, Military, Minecraft, news report, Penal colony, PenalColonyCraft, prison term, punishment, russia, Russian agencies, sentencing, Server, us soldier, US-Russia relations

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	46	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Towns Built:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	5

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly you get transported to a Russian penal colony! but don’t worry, it’s not real life, it’s just this super crazy Minecraft server where anything can happen!

join us on this insane server where you’ll have to survive in a Russian penal colony, just like that US soldier did! but instead of facing real consequences, you’ll just have a blast trying to escape and avoid the guards. trust me, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

plus, we have tons of other wacky features, like giant flying pigs that drop loot, a secret underground disco party, and a talking llama who gives out quests. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

KenyanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

Authorization, biden, Biden administration, bipartisan support, Bucks, congressional approval, crisis response, disaster relief, Edition, emergency assistance, FOREIGN AID, funding, Global cooperation, gop, government spending, Haiti, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Kenyan force, KenyanCraft, military intervention, political decision, relief efforts

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	4230
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ores Mined:	4927
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

lol imagine a minecraft server where biden is the admin and he’s like “screw you GOP, i’m sending $109 million to kenyan force for haiti” like what even is that?! but hey, if you join our server, you’ll get to experience all the crazy politics and drama firsthand. maybe you can even start your own international aid program for fictional countries in the game, who knows?! come join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion, just like real life politics!

NoNakedZoneCraft

Architecture, BIZARRE, building, Curious, excepțional, INTERESTING, naked people, No Nudity, NoNakedZoneCraft, occupancy, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, quirky, rare, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual facts, Zero

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	60	Towns Built:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got a buildin’ dat ain’t never had no naked peeps up in it! u heard me right, zero naked butts! plus, we got a secret underground lair where u can find a diamond-encrusted pig named Sir Oinksalot. he’s the boss of the server and if u can defeat him in a dance-off, u get unlimited diamonds for life. but beware, he’s got some sick moves. also, we have a magical forest where the trees grow cookies instead of leaves. it’s like a dream come true, except u can eat the trees! so come on down to our server and let the craziness begin!

KindCraft: Spread Joy & Blocks

Acts of kindness, anxiety, blocks, emotional well being, flourishing, Happiness, joy, KindCraft, Kindness, Loneliness, mental health, mental resilience, optimism, peer support, positive emotions, Positive Psychology, positive relationships, psychological well-being, resilience, social support, spread, THRIVING, university students, well-being

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	9210
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	21
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6627
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

LOL JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER AND U WILL BE HAPPIER THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! OUR PLAYERS R REPORTING LEVELS OF HAPPINESS HIGHER THAN A CREEPER ON FIRE! DO U WANT TO THRIVE, FLOURISH, AND BE OPTIMISTIC LIKE A STEVE WITH FULL DIAMOND ARMOR? THEN JOIN US AND SPREAD KINDNESS LIKE A VILLAGER TRADING EMERALDS! U WILL FEEL LESS ANXIOUS THAN A SKELETON IN DAYLIGHT AND LESS LONELY THAN A LONE ENDERMAN! SO COME ON AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY PARADISE!