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Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8128 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 9 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Farms Harvested: | 199 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
we’ve got a secret underground disco party where the zombies bust out their best dance moves and the skeletons try to twerk (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it).
oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, they gossip more than a group of teenage girls at a sleepover. you’ll never know what juicy secrets they’ll spill next.
plus, our resident ender dragon is a total diva. she only eats enchanted golden apples and refuses to fight anyone who doesn’t compliment her scales.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride full of laughs and unexpected twists, come join us on this server. just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world.