Museia MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineEien – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

MineEien, Museia, Animal Crossing, Speedrunning, Loud GFE

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us at /eien/ – EIEN Project General for a wild ride filled with dorky mecha fans, loud GFEs, unhinged tomboys, and ironic weebs. Our Gen 1 Museia crew includes Skye Shinryu, who loves action games and drawing, and Kilia Kurayami, who enjoys horror games and ASMR. And don’t even get us started on our Gen 2 Haven squad – Zumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who’s all about indie and retro games, Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who can’t get enough of Nier, and Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman who’s a speedrunning queen.

But wait, there’s more! Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who’s into League, Animal Crossing, and Halo, will keep you entertained for hours on end. And if you’re not sold yet, just listen to our epic songs like “EIEN” and “Museia” – they’ll have you grooving in no time.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure at /eien/ – EIEN Project General, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). See you in the blocky world!

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EienCraft – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

Speedrunning, Website, Museia, fear, League

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server, where you can join the EIEN Project General – Nekozumi Edition!

Our Gen 1 Museia crew includes Skye Shinryu, a dorky mecha fan who loves action games and drawing, and Kilia Kurayami, a loud GFE who’s into horror games and ASMR. And that’s just the beginning!

In Gen 2 Haven, you’ll meet Mirri Saffire, an energetic girl who’s all about horror games and drawing, and Amora Lumina, a silly noblewoman who’s into speedrunning and drawing. Plus, there’s Nanimo Navi, a comfy girl who loves League, Animal Crossing, and Halo, and Zumi Dokumi, an unhinged tomboy who’s all about indie and retro games. And let’s not forget Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who’s obsessed with action games and Nier.

Join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, where the only thing scarier than a creeper explosion is Kilia’s horror game screams! Check out our insane schedule and get ready for some laughs, some scares, and a whole lot of fun. Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

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GeassCraft Minecraft Server

adaptation, popular series, black characters, Minecraft, GeassCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a live action Code Geass adaptation on HBO? Look no further! Our server is so awesome, even normalfags would love it. We’ve got black and brown people in the game already, so you know it’s diverse. And if you join now, you might just get cast as the handsome and charismatic Lelouch of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us today and rule your own virtual kingdom!

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Crafting Catastrophes

mishap, catastrophe, regret, epic fail, regretful decision

Have you ever accidentally blown up your entire Minecraft house with a misplaced block of TNT? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaos and destruction! Join us for a chance to make even bigger and better mistakes, like accidentally unleashing a horde of angry creepers on your friends or turning your entire world into a giant lava pit. Trust us, the possibilities for disaster are endless! So come join us and see just how epic your next f*ck up can be!

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PizzaCraft Minecraft Server

customer complaints, food delivery, Pizza delivery, no delivery list, strange encounters

Hey there, fellow blockheads! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server so wild, even pizza delivery drivers are banned from delivering to our players? That’s right, our server is so insane that even the most seasoned delivery drivers couldn’t handle it!

Why are they banned, you ask? Well, let me tell you some of the craziest reasons people have ended up on our “no delivery list.” We had a player who built a giant pizza out of blocks and demanded that the delivery driver pay them in diamonds before handing over the real pizza. Another player tried to order a pizza to be delivered to the top of a lava waterfall they built, thinking it would be a cool challenge for the driver. And don’t even get me started on the player who tried to pay for their pizza with a stack of dirt blocks, claiming it was the new currency on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, come join us! Just be warned, you might end up on our “no delivery list” if you’re not careful. But hey, that just adds to the fun, right?

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Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

race relations, social justice, racial bias, racial tension, equality

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just mining and building in peace? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us for epic battles against hordes of killer chickens, treacherous lava parkour challenges, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships,” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions.

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness a showdown between a giant zombie and a team of fearless llamas armed with diamond swords? Don’t miss out on the chaos and mayhem – join us now!

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StankCraft Minecraft Server

gross aroma, bad odor, intolerable smell, off-putting fragrance, repulsive smell

Are you tired of smelling flowers and freshly baked cookies in Minecraft? Do you long for the sweet stench of rotting garbage and sweaty socks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and experience the joy of mining while being surrounded by the most putrid odors imaginable. Who needs roses when you can have a whiff of pure, unadulterated stinkiness? Come join us and embrace the funk!

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PigeonHoleCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, pigeon-holed, Obsession, racial categorization, societal norms

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in breaking down barriers and building bridges…literally! Join us on this wacky adventure as we explore the world of Minecraft and prove that there are no limits to what we can create together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it!

But that’s not all – we also have a magical forest where the trees grow diamond blocks and the animals can talk. You never know what kind of mischief they’ll get up to!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a team of expert builders who can turn a simple dirt hut into a majestic castle in a matter of minutes. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a laugh and a good time.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the occasional creeper explosion. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

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DesuCraft Minecraft Server

Anime Website, DesuCraft, Anime, Server, Website

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like an anime website on steroids! Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters, where the only way to defeat them is by shouting out your favorite anime catchphrases.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja pandas who have mastered the art of building elaborate treehouse fortresses. Join forces with them and together you can rule the Minecraft world with cuteness and stealth.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a mythical creature that is half-dragon, half-unicorn. Will you be brave enough to face this majestic beast and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

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CraftyChildcareFTW

Rude, solo parenting, Clueless, ignore, Frustration

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of real life neighbors sending their kids over unannounced! Join us for a wild adventure filled with virtual block-building and no surprise visits from unruly children.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without the fear of random doorbell rings or furniture-climbing kiddos. Say goodbye to interruptions and hello to a peaceful gaming experience.

We promise that no one will peer through your virtual windows or disrupt your gameplay. You can finally enjoy some quality time with your own kids without the fear of unexpected playdates.

Join us now and leave the real-life neighbor drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast on our server where the only surprise visits are from friendly pixelated creatures. Don’t miss out on this opportunity to escape the madness and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

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