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RageCraft: ChatGPT’s Lab

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3917
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
New Chunks Explored:	131765	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Farms Harvested:	585

So, like, come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where we help scientists study anger and stuff. Like, we’re profesh at it, yo. You can like, express all your rage in a totally legit way, while building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. So, like, join now and let’s get angry together, but in a cool way, ya know?

Vanilla SMP: Where even the mechanics are so plain you’ll fall asleep in 0.5 seconds flat

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	1474
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Star Shards Collected:	220	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones for teleportation
Bucketable entities for convenience
Crafting tweaks for enhanced gameplay

Join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I keep my house safe?	We have a land claiming feature that allows you to protect your property.
How does the diamond economy work?	You can use diamonds as currency in our server’s shops.
Are there regular events?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back to your home location.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up in a bucket to make gameplay more convenient.
How are crafting tweaks implemented?	We have made several adjustments to crafting recipes to enhance the gameplay experience.

5 Weeks Baby Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Emeralds Found:	8138
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Enchantments Applied:	161

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, get ready for the most epic adventure of your life because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a volcano filled with diamond-encrusted llamas!

Join us and in just 5 weeks, you’ll be a Minecraft master, building castles taller than the Eiffel Tower and riding on dragons that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your pants (but don’t worry, we have virtual bathrooms for that).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the ultimate prize of unlimited diamonds. Are you brave enough to take on the Chicken of Doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Stop all animal rape related threads now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and of course, the occasional llama mating ritual gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the insanity begin!

CraftyCouplesCashClash

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6699
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Potions Brewed:	95	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragons Tamed:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions just like this poor soul dealing with overspending drama!

Imagine logging in to find your partner has built a shopping mall in your Minecraft world, spending virtual diamonds like there’s no tomorrow. Will you cancel their building privileges or let them run wild with their virtual credit card?

Become the primary provider of resources in our server, just like this player is in their relationship. Will you be able to balance your budget and keep your virtual family fed and clothed, or will you fall victim to overspending like our poor friend here?

Join us for a server full of surprises, drama, and maybe even a few virtual therapy sessions. Who needs real-life problems when you have Minecraft drama to deal with? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now!

ProteinPopsicle Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	76
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5836	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a buffet of healthy processed foods! Join us and feast on the most nutritious virtual snacks you’ve ever seen!

Our server is so epic that even the creepers have started a fitness program to get in shape for all the explosive action. And don’t even get me started on the villagers – they’ve formed a smoothie-making club and are always blending up new concoctions to keep themselves energized for trading.

But the real reason you should join our SMP is because we have a secret underground base where we grow the rarest and most exotic crops known to Minecraft-kind. Legend has it that eating these crops will give you superhuman strength and the ability to fly (Disclaimer: we cannot confirm or deny these claims).

So come on down to our server and get ready to level up your Minecraft experience in the most deliciously absurd way possible!

HellCraft: Blocky Nightmares

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3904
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Villages Defended:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server if your personal hell is being stuck in a world where creepers are replaced with exploding chickens and every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where you have to jump from one lava pit to another while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. And if you make it to the end, you’ll be rewarded with a pet dragon that farts rainbows!

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to laugh your way through a world of pure chaos and hilarity!

HealthCrisisCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3165
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Animals Bred:	112
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

LOL U GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, LEGIT, THERE’S A SECRET UNDERGROUND CITY FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF U CAN FIND IT, U GET TO BE KING OR QUEEN FOR A DAY! PLUS, THERE’S A GIANT CHICKEN THAT SHOOTS LASERS OUT OF ITS EYES AND IF U DEFEAT IT, U GET A MAGICAL SWORD THAT CAN TURN UR ENEMIES INTO SHEEP! ALSO, EVERY SUNDAY WE HAVE A DANCE PARTY WITH CREEPERS AND SKELETONS, AND THE BEST DANCER GETS A FREE PIGGYBACK RIDE ON A WITHER! SO, LIKE, JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY FUN, BRAIN DAMAGE STYLE! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🐔💎👑🎉

CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	309
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

Psycho Gun Club

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	58
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7376
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT PSYCHOPATHS WHO USE UNLAWFUL FIREARMS BUT THEY DONT OWN ANY LEGAL GUNS HAHAHAHAHAHA. COME BUILD WITH US AND WATCH OUT FOR THE CRAZY DUDES WITH THE GUNS, THEY MIGHT SHOOT YOU WITH THEIR PIXELATED BULLETS. BUT DONT WORRY, IT’S ALL IN GOOD FUN, RIGHT? RIGHT??? HAHAHAHAHAHA.