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AbsLick Minecraft Server

longing, AbsLick, stomach, fitness journey, gym

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about one of our players who claimed to have licked Herobrine’s abs and gained superhuman strength. Yes, you heard that right – licking abs equals superpowers on our server! So come join us and see what crazy adventures await you. Just be prepared to have your mind blown (and maybe your taste buds too)!

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GymCreeperAlert!

bragging, fidelity, Muscles, Communication, gym

Looking for a Minecraft server that values loyalty and respect? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for shady behavior like flirting with hot gym guys while married!

Join us for a server filled with players who understand the importance of faithfulness and commitment. We don’t tolerate any funny business, so you can game in peace without worrying about your significant other getting hit on by virtual gym bros.

Our server is a safe space for those who believe in being faithful to their partners, unlike some people who think it’s okay to check out other players’ pixels behind their backs. So come join us and let’s build a world where loyalty reigns supreme!

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OwlCraft: Parasite Edition

owl conservation, discovery, scientific study, Edition, intestines

OMG u gotta join our server cuz we got owls with muscle cysts infected by a crazy parasite called Sarcocystis funereus! It’s like a real-life horror movie but in Minecraft! Watch out for those infected owls, they might try to steal your diamonds and build nests out of them! Join now for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

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BlockyBods Minecraft – Where even Steve has a better body than these actors! LOL

Muscles, gym, fit, physique, Underrated

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the cool kids in town! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of undercover Hollywood actors who are just looking for a fun way to unwind after a long day of filming.

But wait, it gets even better! These actors have bodies that are way more impressive than anyone gives them credit for. We’re talking abs of steel, biceps that could crush diamonds, and glutes that could rival even the most dedicated gym bro. So not only will you be playing Minecraft with some of the hottest celebs in town, but you’ll also be admiring their toned bodies while you do it.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon on the server where you can battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles. But be warned, the stakes are high and the competition is fierce. Only the bravest and most skilled players will come out on top.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your favorite actor flexing their muscles while they mine for diamonds. It’s a win-win situation, really.

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SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

Anon, Anons, motivation, strength, health

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian "people" and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

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Tiny Arms Big Dreams Minecraft Server

height, Stereotypes, Tiny, Entertainment, cultural norms

Are you tired of being judged by your size and muscles in real life? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft server! Here, size and muscles are totally meaningless, just like in anime! You could be a tiny little pixie and still manhandle players twice your height with ease. Join us for a fun and ridiculous time where anything goes and the crazier you are, the better! Who needs muscles when you have pure Minecraft skills and a whole lot of sass? Come on in and show the world that size really doesn’t matter in our virtual playground of chaos and mayhem!

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Minecraft server: /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Campaign, Dawntrail Info, xivg, DAWNTRAIL, twitch

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for epic in-game events like the “Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign” where you can win virtual prizes that will make your friends green with envy.

Our server is so amazing, it’s like Final Fantasy XIV and Minecraft had a baby and named it Dawntrail. Don’t believe us? Check out our benchmark and resources links to see for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have Free Companies and Linkshells that will make you feel like you’re part of a secret society of Minecraft wizards.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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MixCraft Minecraft Server

MASHUPS, music software, music production techniques, bleed through, give up

Are you tired of trying to separate instrumentals and vocals in your video game music mashups? Are you ready to give up on the overwhelming effort it takes? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret potion that magically separates instrumentals and vocals with just one sip! Join us and become the ultimate video game music mashup master without breaking a sweat. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly choir that sings harmonies in perfect pitch. So come join us and let the music magic begin!

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NieceCraft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Gender norms, personal grooming, parenting, sister

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to be your fabulous self! Just like our player (30f) who loves dresses, makeup, and high heels but refuses to shave her legs – because who has time for that when there are creepers to defeat?

Join us and bond with fellow players over fashion, teach each other creative makeup styles, and show off your most glamorous outfits before heading out on epic quests. Who knows, you might even inspire someone to embrace their natural leg hair like our player did with her niece!

But beware, not everyone on the server is as open-minded as we are. Watch out for the “shave police” who might try to kick you out for daring to be different. Remember, there’s more than one way to be a girly girl in our world.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and let your fabulous flag fly high! Who needs smooth legs when you have diamond armor and a killer sense of style? It’s a virtual world where individuality reigns supreme, and where being yourself is the ultimate power-up. See you there, darling!

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FosterCraft: Social Worker Showdown

FosterCraft, long term foster care, foster parents, Court, sibling relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of sibling relationships? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of social workers who know exactly what foster kids need – and that’s sibling love!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting for contact with long-lost siblings in court! Our virtual therapists are available for weekly sessions to help you cope with the drama and emotional rollercoaster of reuniting with your estranged family members.

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re failing your virtual foster kids – join our server and show them that family is forever, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft! Trust us, we know how these things work better than anyone in the family – we’re professional Minecraft social workers, after all. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make some sibling magic happen in the most outrageous way possible!

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