Muscle MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

FitCraft: Gain Muscle, Not Weight

body positivity, self-care, fashion trends, self-acceptance, growth

so, like, imagine this, right? you’re playing on this epic minecraft server, and suddenly, your character starts growing like crazy. like, you’re getting taller and taller until you’re, like, a giant in the game. and then, you realize your clothes don’t fit anymore because you’re so huge.

but don’t worry, on this server, you can buy new clothes for your giant self. and the best part is, the only reasons you need to buy new clothes are if you gain, like, a ton of muscle or weight. so basically, if you’re getting swole or just eating too many virtual cheeseburgers, you gotta get some new threads.

join this server for the most ridiculous and hilarious fashion dilemmas you’ll ever experience in minecraft. who knew growing in a game could be so entertaining? come join us and see for yourself!

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SwoleCraft Minecraft SMP

Gay, Bara, musclegut, muscle bear, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we celebrate all the strongfat men of the world who don’t quite fit in with the bara or gchub crowds. We’re talking about the musclegut legends who can mine diamonds with one hand while chugging a potion of strength with the other.

Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players who have biceps bigger than their heads and bellies that could rival a chest full of loot. Our server is a place where you can build a fortress made entirely out of protein shakes and flex on your enemies while riding a pig into battle.

But beware, the competition is fierce and the stakes are high. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon was defeated by a player who bench-pressed it into oblivion. Will you be the next hero to rise to the challenge and claim your place among the gay musclegut elite?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your protein powder, and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few abs of steel. Let’s show the world that being strong and fat is the ultimate power move in Minecraft!

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KinniCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, Kinnikuman, battle, anticipation, Entertainment

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have Black Hole fights every day! That’s right, you can battle it out with a literal black hole and show it who’s boss.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creatures, like the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken and the mythical lava-swimming pig.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on our custom-built dungeons filled with treasure and traps. Just be careful not to anger the giant zombie boss who guards the loot – he’s not too happy about strangers trying to steal his stuff.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

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ShoulderCraft: The Ultimate Muscle Workout

cancer treatment, surgical options, physical therapy, Ultimate, ShoulderCraft

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Have you ever wanted to join a server that will give you the strength of a thousand warriors? Well, look no further, because our server will make your shoulder muscles so strong, you’ll be able to lift a whole village with just one arm!

Forget about boring old servers that just focus on building and mining. Our server will give you the ultimate workout as you battle creepers and zombies with your newfound shoulder strength. Who needs a diamond sword when you have muscles like these?

Join now and become the ultimate warrior in the Minecraft universe. Show off your bulging biceps and impress all your friends with your superhuman strength. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to become the most powerful player in the game. Join today and feel the burn!

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PastaPvP Minecraft Server

fitness journey, physique, Muscle, natural bodybuilding, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting lasers out of their eyes. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco party where the mobs bust out their best dance moves to dubstep remixes of classic Minecraft tunes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Steroid Steve,” a player who claims to have maxed out all his stats without ever touching a single diamond or golden apple. Is he a Minecraft god or just a really dedicated player? Join us to find out and maybe challenge him to a duel in the lava pit of doom!

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning reality and wondering if your character is secretly on steroids too.

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KinniCraft Minecraft Server

wrestling, ultimate muscle, kinnikuman tag tournament, wrestling tournament, SuperHero

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no kinnikuman threads? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all your kinnikuman needs! Join us and battle it out with other players in epic wrestling matches, where the winner gets a diamond crown and the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week! Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your wrestling skills and become the champion of the ring!

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PhoneGainzMC

mobile, Exercise, strength, Communication, health

so, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell ya, it’s da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’ around like they own da place, creepers doin’ da macarena, and villagers sellin’ diamond armor for dirt cheap.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cheese. they built a castle outta cheddar and ruled over all the cows with an iron fist.

another player tamed a pack of wolves and trained them to do the cha-cha slide whenever someone entered their territory. it was both adorable and slightly terrifying.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit. literally.

so come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures. who knows what kind of craziness you’ll get into next!

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MuscleCraft Minecraft Server

physique, body part, Muscle, chest, ARMS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the full package? Well, look no further because our server is like the bicep of Minecraft servers – strong, impressive, and guaranteed to make you swoon.

Join our server and experience a world where every block is sculpted to perfection, just like the most attractive muscle or body part in men. From towering skyscrapers to intricate redstone creations, you’ll be flexing your creative muscles like never before.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most ripped players in the Minecraft community. Get ready to be surrounded by chiseled abs, bulging biceps, and jaw-dropping physiques that will make you question if you’re still playing a game or living in a virtual fitness magazine.

So why settle for a flabby, mediocre server when you can join ours and be part of the hottest, most muscular community in Minecraft? Come flex your virtual muscles and show the world what true Minecraft strength looks like!

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ChunkyCraft: Muscle Masters

body image, Walking, obesity, self-confidence, body diversity

yo, u think u tough in minecraft? come join our server where we make u carry 500 pounds on ur back just to survive. it aint for the weak, only the strong survive here.

we got crazy challenges like building a house out of diamond blocks while being attacked by flying pigs. and if u think u can handle it, we got a secret level where u gotta fight off an army of zombie chickens armed with carrots.

if u think u got what it takes, come join us and prove urself. but beware, this server aint for the faint of heart. only the bravest players can handle the madness we got in store. so what are u waiting for? join us now and show us what u got!

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MysteryCraft Server

MysteryCraft, enigmatic history, enigmatic practices, Mysterious, enigmatic place

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the Bermuda Triangle of Minecraft – mysterious, misunderstood, and full of surprises!

Join us if you dare to explore the hidden secrets of a land where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Rumor has it that our server is home to a tribe of talking creepers who will trade you rare items for a good joke.

But beware, for the land is also inhabited by a group of mischievous villagers who love to prank unsuspecting players. One player even claimed to have been turned into a block of cheese for a whole week!

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because in this land, anything is possible!

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