mumum Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

86452947, Crafty, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, smp, Steves

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/100	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChunkyLoveCraft

abs, Appearance, beer belly, body image, ChunkyLoveCraft, Communication, dream job, dreams, freelance modeling, Girlfriend, Gut, Hosting, income, MODEL, new york, part time job, relationship, self-care, Shallow, stand off, weight gain

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2923
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Mines Excavated:	4524
Void Gems Collected:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

Communication, community support, emergency preparedness, escape plan, first aid, food storage, Long-term Survival, medical supplies, mental resilience, Minecraft, Physical fitness, post apocalyptic world, self defense, shelter building, smp, strategic planning, Survival, survival skills, teamwork, weapons training, zombie apocalypse, zombie outbreak, ZombieApocSurvivor

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/100	Votes:	7824
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Votes:	9836

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

ForgetCraft: Unlearned

erase, Experience, forget, ForgetCraft, knowledge, let go, Memory, mistake, Move on, past, regret, Release, unburden, unclutter, uncondition, undo, unfix, Unlearn, Unlearned, unremember, untrain, wish

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	229
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Towns Built:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Ahmadinejad, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, international relations, Iranian intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, political tensions, secret missions, SECURITY, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Surveillance, undercover agents

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/200	Votes:	2172
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

counter-Israel unit, covert missions, Edition, Espionage, espionage revelations, foreign interference, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, intelligence services, international espionage, iran, Iranian, Iranian president, Iranian-Israeli relations, Israeli Intelligence Ministry, Middle East politics, Mossad agent, MossadCraft, political scandal, secret agents, security threats, undercover operations

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	5641
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5849
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, Doll, Minecraft, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/100	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3205
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Towns Built:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Star Shards Collected:	183	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Admiration, Attention, contemplation, Examination, Focus, Gaze, HIM.., inspection, look, look at him, Minecraft, Observation, scrutiny, smp, STARING, study

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/1000	Votes:	282
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7288
Star Shards Collected:	208	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/700	Votes:	1969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5029
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

NoRegretMC

Adulthood, aita, consideration, family, grown up, Guilt, James, jamie, legal name change, luke, name regret, Nickname, NoRegretMC, parents, regret, regretful, serious, Siblings, Sunny, youngest

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	7938
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Emeralds Found:	3644
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness