Marathon Mania: Cooldown Crew

ancient greece, Athletics, COOLDOWN, CREW, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, Greek messenger, health, History, legend, long distance running, Mania, Marathon, marathons, Myth, Pheidippides, physical activity, proper, Running, sports, Techniques, Training

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7045
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

join our epic minecraft server and run like pheidippides on steroids! we have the most intense exercise cooldown techniques that will make you feel like you just ran a marathon without even moving! our virtual world is so realistic, you’ll swear you can smell the sweaty socks of the players next to you.

we have crazy challenges like building a house out of giant marshmallows or fighting off hoards of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a feather duster. trust us, you’ve never experienced minecraft like this before.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be a part of the most insane minecraft server in the universe. just be prepared to have your mind blown and your funny bone tickled.

BlockSpire

auraskills, BetterRTP, BlockSpire, chunky, Clearlag, Clickaccept, Coreprotect, CrazyCrates, CrazyEnchantments, DamageIndicator, Deathchest, Essentials, Fadah, Fawe, Geyser, GSit, Multiverse-Core, OreAnnouncer, Power ranks, smp, Towny, Viaversion

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Elemental Crystals Collected:	86	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	173.0.153.131:20118
Server Info	I figured I’d make a Minecraft server after a 10 year break! Goal is to have 200+ players within 2 years.
Server Hosting	Currently hosted on Shockbyte hosting with 4GB RAM, looking to scale with player growth.
Contact	Discord: xxxbryantxxx123

Server Rules

No griefing server builds.
No hacked clients or exploits.
Respectful behavior is required.
No offensive/inappropriate content.
No asking for staff/op.
No 1×1 towers.

Plugin List

Essentials
Towny
AuraSkills
ViaVersion

Need Staff

Co-Owner
Developer
Admin x3
Moderator x5
Chat Mod x10

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Connect using the server IP: 173.0.153.131:20118
Are there any specific rules to follow?	Yes, please follow the server rules listed above.

Whispering Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, acceptance, black guy, body image, classmate, comfort, concerns, Diversity, Empathy, friendship, hanging balls, Haven, Insecurities, normal, not gay, sensitivity, shrimp dick, Support, tolerance, Understanding, Visually, whispering, white male

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9466
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Votes:	1465
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Secret Passages Found:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10

Join our Minecraft server for the most unique and hilarious gaming experience ever!

We have more diversity than the only black guy in your class with a shrimp dick and deep hanging balls – and we’re not afraid to show it off!

Plus, if you’ve ever had concerns about a black man’s peni, don’t worry, it’s totally normal here!

Come join us for a wild ride that will make you question reality and regret nothing!

AutisticSisNotIncluded Minecraft Server

aita, autistic, AutisticSisNotIncluded, Behaviors, bridal party, Bridesmaid, controversy, exclusion, extended family, family dynamics, health concerns, high functioning autism, Manipulation, Minecraft, Peacekeeping, relationships, Server, sister-in-law, strained relationship, stress, Tension, Wedding

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9582
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Animals Bred:	168
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Ores Mined:	8780	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in choosing your bridal/groom party like you choose your Minecraft skins – with care and consideration!

Join us if you want a server where you can pick and choose who you want by your side, just like this player who only wants the coolest characters in their party. We understand the importance of surrounding yourself with the right people, whether it’s in-game or in real life!

And hey, if you’re looking to avoid any drama like a runaway bridesmaid causing chaos at a wedding, then this is the server for you. We promise no high-functioning autistics causing trouble here – just good vibes and epic adventures!

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find your perfect party members to conquer the blocky world with!

CraftyManager8AM

aita, apartment living, apartment maintenance, apartment management, apartment manager, apartment policies, apartment rules, Communication, communication etiquette, contacting management, CraftyManager8AM, early morning, emergency contact, emergency response, Frustration, key retrieval, Keys, non-emergency contact, on-site manager, waking up early

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	8112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up the apartment manager at 8am is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Join us for a wild ride of accidentally leaving your keys in your unit and calling the on-site manager three times in 30 minutes.

Experience the thrill of waiting 50 minutes for the manager to finally come out, all while being scolded for “calling too much” when he never even responded. But don’t worry, our server is filled with outrageous excuses and tone-deaf responses that will leave you in stitches.

And if you’re lucky, you might even get to interact with the real apartment manager who just got up, took a shower, and is now ready to open your apartment door. Who needs emergency contact hours when you have this level of chaos and confusion?

So come join our Minecraft server for a truly unique and absurd experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, the key to success is to always leave your keys behind and make sure to wake up the apartment manager at the crack of dawn!

Skill4MinecraftSMP: Empathy!

Adaptability, collaboration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, creativity, critical thinking, Decision making, emotional intelligence, Empathy, innovation, leadership, Listening, Négotiation, organization, problem solving, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, skill, Skill4MinecraftSMP, teamwork, Time management

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4900
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Zombie Dances:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, you gotta join bro. The reason? Well, let me tell you a little story. So, there’s this dude on the server who can literally fly like a bird, I’m not even kidding bro. He’s like a Minecraft superhero or something. And then there’s this other guy who can turn diamonds into cheese, like what even is that? It’s wild bro, you gotta see it to believe it. Oh, and did I mention there’s a secret underground disco party every Friday night? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. So yeah, if you wanna be part of this crazy world of madness and mayhem, you gotta join this server bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftyMinecrafters

advertising, blatant lie, Company, consumer fraud, consumer manipulation, corporate deception, CraftyMinecrafters, deceptive marketing, deceptive tactics, dishonest marketing, dishonest practices, dishonesty, false advertising, false claims, false promises, misleading advertisements, misleading claims, misleading consumers, unethical advertising, unethical practices

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4686
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Buildings Constructed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Towns Built:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver nothing but disappointment? Look no further, because our server is the answer to all your gaming prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret portal to the land of unlimited diamonds! Our server is so amazing that even Steve himself is jealous of all the cool features we offer.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll instantly become a Minecraft pro with the ability to build a castle in under 5 minutes. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that dare to come near you.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyUkrDefenseServer: $1.5B Funding

1.5B, arms production, arms trade, CraftyUkrDefenseServer, defense budget, defense capabilities, defense contractors, defense exports, defense industry, defense investments., defense modernization, defense procurement, defense sector, defense technology, funding, Government, international funding, Military, military equipment, SECURITY, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5609
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Void Armor Forged:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro. we got like, $1.5 billion in funding for arms production. ukraine’s defense sector ain’t got nothin’ on us, we’re like the big shots in the minecraft world.

join our server and you’ll be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds faster than you can say “creeper”. we got all the coolest weapons and armor, you’ll be unstoppable in pvp battles.

plus, we got this crazy story about how our founder once defeated the ender dragon with just a wooden sword and a block of dirt. true story, bro. if you wanna be a legend like him, you gotta join our server.

so come on, what are you waitin’ for? join our server now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior. trust me, you won’t regret it.

KimJongCraft: AmmoWars

AmmoWars, ammunition, Armed, Armed Forces, Conflict, Defense, discipline, Disciplined, foreign affairs, high-quality ammo, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military tactics, North Korea, North Koreans, political tensions, SECURITY, soldiers, Training, Ukraine, weapons

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	New Chunks Explored:	183734
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	3516	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have north koreans as our disciplined players armed with high-quality ammo straight from ukraine!!! they will protect you from creepers and zombies with their expert shooting skills and military tactics. you won’t find a more badass group of players anywhere else in the minecraft universe. plus, they have some insane stories to tell about their adventures in the server, like the time they built a giant statue of kim jong-un out of diamonds or when they raided an enemy base using only pickaxes. join now for a wild ride of chaos and destruction, you won’t regret it!!!

Empire Strikes Back Away From Prequels

#yoda, best, Characters, Darth Vader, dislike, Empire, Empire strikes back, Fans, Franchise, Furthest, galaxy far far away, iconic, lightsabers, Luke Skywalker, movies, opinion, Prequels, Sci Fi, Sequels, space opera, Star Wars, strikes

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

LOL THIS SERVER BE LIKE THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK OF MINECRAFT SERVERS, FAR AWAY FROM THE LAME PREQUELS AND SEQUELS. JOIN US IF YOU WANNA FEEL LIKE A JEDI MASTER BUILDING EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS WITH YOUR LIGHTSABER. MAY THE BLOCKS BE WITH YOU!

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