Crafty Tears

anguish, brokenhearted, Crafty, cry, depression, Despair, devastated, emotional, Grief, HEARTBREAK, Loneliness, Melancholy, mourn, Pain, Sadness, SOB, sorrow, Tears, Upset, wail, Weep

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Alien Abductions:	3
Emeralds Found:	3941	Love Letters Sent:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4775
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	21

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance! Join us for a wild ride filled with INSANE adventures and CRAZY shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But beware, the chest was guarded by a pack of ANGRY llamas who spit fireballs!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of GLOWING chickens that lay golden eggs. Legend has it, if you collect enough golden eggs, you’ll unlock the ability to ride a RAINBOW unicorn into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the WACKIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

AppleCraft: Where Apples Are Worth More Than Gold!

7 dollars, affordability, Apple, AppleCraft, apples, budgeting, consumerism, cost of living, economic downturn, Economy, expensive, fast food, financial crisis, financial struggle, food prices, GOLD, goyslop, grocery, Hyperinflation.., inflation, inflation rate, MONEY, Prices, WORTH..

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4163
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5077
Towns Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Enchantments Applied:	166	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Are you tired of paying 7 dollars for an apple? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, apples are FREE! Yes, you heard that right, no more breaking the bank for a simple fruit.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary AppleBoy, a mysterious figure who roams the lands handing out golden apples to all who cross his path. Some say he’s a glitch in the game, others say he’s a magical being sent to bring joy to all Minecraft players. Join our server and maybe you’ll be lucky enough to encounter the one and only AppleBoy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a world where apples are worth more than diamonds!

Minecraft Mayhem: League of Laughs

Account Stats, Akali, brand, Builds, Current Content, Empyrean, general, High Noon Event, kayle, laughs, League, league of legends, lolg, malzahar, MAYHEM, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Nocturne, OP pastebin, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, Prestige, Upcoming Content, varus

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9039
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further, because our server is the bomb-diggity! We’ve got more High Noon Events than a showdown at high noon, with Kayle flying in like a boss and Varus looking legendary AF. And don’t even get us started on Malzahar, Akali, Nocturne, and Brand – they’re all ready to party in our pixelated paradise!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so fresh, it makes the latest patch notes look like yesterday’s news. Check out our Builds/Account Stats to see who’s slaying and who’s just playing. And if you wanna see those models strut their stuff, our Model Viewer is where it’s at.

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s so OP, it’ll make your head spin faster than a Enderman on Red Bull!

Blocky Coomer’s Craze

4chan, Average, bestiality, blocky, confusion, controversial topics, coomer, coomers, CORRECTNESS, CRAZE, Gay, hentai, internalized homophobia, motivation, My Little Pony, Online Community, porn addiction, real women, Responses, Thread, Transgender

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	63	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of 4Chan coomer threads and dive into a world of pure hilarity and adventure!

Reasons to join:

Escape from the never-ending debates about porn preferences and strange fetishes
Build your own little pony kingdom and explore the wonders of beastiality-free Minecraft
Discover hidden treasures and secret caves filled with trannies and gay stuff (just kidding, it’s all family-friendly fun!)

Join us now and leave behind the confusion of 4Chan debates. Who needs real women when you have Minecraft blocks to build with?

DragonCraft: Where Your Maid is a Dragon!

(Domestic), board clean, cleaning, dragon maid, Dragon.., DragonCraft, FANTASY, Helpful, Housekeeping, keeping clean, MAGICAL, Maid, mythical creature, Neat, ORGANIZED, Servant, Tidy, tidy home, tidy living, tidy room, tidy space

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	4327	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	355	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Welcome to our dragon maid themed Minecraft server! Are you tired of messy servers with griefers running amok? Fear not, for our dragon maids are here to keep the board clean!

Join us for epic adventures and quests where you can ride on the backs of dragons and battle against evil mobs. Our dragon maids will swoop in and clean up any mess left behind, ensuring a pristine playing environment for all.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair where you can find hidden treasures and rare loot. Rumor has it that a legendary diamond sword is hidden deep within the lair, waiting for a brave adventurer to claim it.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic of having your very own dragon maid to keep things in order. Who knows, you might even uncover the mysteries of the underground lair and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

AvrilCraft: Where Black People Are Actually Avril Lavigne in Disguise

avril, Avril Lavigne, AvrilCraft, Black, black people, Celebrity, confusion, Conspiracy, Deception, disguise, Entertainment, hidden, humor, Identity, JOKE, Lavigne, Music, Mystery, people, pop culture, prank, Race, secret, theory

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33

Welcome to our totally not conspiracy theory Minecraft server, where you can uncover the truth behind the biggest mystery of our time – Are all black people secretly just Avril Lavigne in disguise, playing a joke on us all?

Join us for a wild ride as you dig deep into the mines, searching for clues that will unravel this mind-boggling mystery. Build your own secret underground lair to hide from the Avril Lavigne impersonators who may be lurking around every corner.

But beware, the Avril Lavigne lookalikes are not the only danger on this server. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is actually just Avril Lavigne in a Minecraft skin, pulling the ultimate prank on unsuspecting players.

So come on, join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server and discover the truth behind the Avril Lavigne conspiracy. Who knows, you may just find yourself face to face with the real Avril Lavigne herself, laughing at us all from behind her pixelated disguise.

God’s Children Minecraft Funhouse

aimlessly, backstrokes, BELIEF, children, cosmic waters, Divine, Eternity, Existence, FAITH, funhouse, God’s children, Gods, guidance, Journey, Life, Lost, meditation, Minecraft, purpose, Reflection, Soul, spirituality, swimming, Universe

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchantments Applied:	85
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4263
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of swimming aimlessly in the cosmic waters of Minecraft? Join our server and become a God’s child! We promise you won’t be doing backstrokes aimlessly anymore, unless you want to because that’s cool too. Amen to that!

OverratedCraft: Where Games Get a Big Head

big, Buzz, controversial, deceptive, exaggerated, Excessive, false advertising, falsely acclaimed, games, high score, highly rated, hype, inflated rating, inflated reviews, misleading, overestimated, overhyped, Overrated, OverratedCraft, overvalued, Popular, trending

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4704
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9219	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with mediocre ratings? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane games and ridiculous challenges that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a unicorn riding a rainbow while juggling diamonds. Yes, you read that right. And that was just the beginning of their epic adventure on our server.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll have the chance to participate in our legendary potato planting contest, where the winner gets to ride a giant chicken around the server for a whole day. And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have a secret dance party every Friday night in the End dimension. Trust me, you don’t want to miss it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest and most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life. Who needs boring old servers when you can be a part of something truly unforgettable?

Crafty Comrades: Russian Drone vs. Mig-29s

aerial combat, Air Force, aircraft, Attack, Combat, comrades, Crafty, Defense, defense systems, drone, MiG-29s, Mig29s, Military, military drones, Military operations, military technology, russia, Russian, SECURITY, Surveillance, Technology, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	38	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	102
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of glitter. Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground lair filled with dancing pandas and disco llamas. And that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays diamond eggs. So come join us and experience the craziness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

2020’s Dank Minecraft Server

“2000s”, 2020s, 80s, 90s, Based, comparison, cultural shift, DANK, Entertainment, Evolution, fashion, generational differences, internet, memes, Minecraft, modern era, Music, Nostalgia, pop culture, Server, social media, Technology, trends

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	2848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Farms Harvested:	207	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Enchantments Applied:	258	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Zombie Dances:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Towns Built:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of 2020!

Looking for a server that is so based it puts the 80’s, 90’s, and 2000’s to shame? Look no further, because this server is where it’s at!

Reasons to join our server:

Unicorns that shoot rainbow lasers out of their eyes
Talking chickens that give out diamonds like they’re candy
Dancing creepers that drop disco balls when defeated
Secret underground rave parties hosted by Endermen DJs

Don’t miss out on the most lit Minecraft server of all time! Join now and experience the epicness for yourself!

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