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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 4610 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 56 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 237 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 |
oh, and get this – if you join our server, you get access to a secret portal that takes you to a hidden realm filled with flying pigs and talking chickens. it’s like a fever dream, but in minecraft form.
and guess what? we have a special potion in the game that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens who just wanna cuddle. it’s so cute, you won’t even believe it.
so what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft experience of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it. plus, if you don’t join, a band of evil villagers will come to your house and steal all your cookies. true story.