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DorkCraft Minecraft Server

DorkCraft, Dorks, Friends, friendship, fun times, good times, Heartfelt, inside jokes, Laughter, long tail tags, Memories, Minecraft, miss, Miss these dorks, missing, Nostalgia, Old Days, past, Reminiscing, sentimental, Server, silly moments, wishing

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5730
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is filled with a bunch of lovable dorks just waiting to make your gaming experience unforgettable!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of our favorite memes, and participating in intense llama races across the map. Our community is so wacky and fun that you’ll never want to log off!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dance partners. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve boogied down with a bunch of undead mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and become part of the dorky family. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably die a few times, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

MotherInLaw-Free Honeymoon Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, cordial, covid, Decision making, Deposits, ENTITLEMENT, family, Friends, honeymoon, Marriage, Minecraft, mother-in-law, MotherInLawFree, over-reach, Overseas, refundable options, relationship, Respect, Server, Strain, uninviting

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws who think your honeymoon is their family vacation? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any unwanted family members tagging along on your adventures.

We understand the struggle of dealing with entitled mother-in-laws who just can’t take a hint. That’s why our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama. You can finally focus on building the perfect castle without someone constantly looking over your shoulder and criticizing your every move.

So if you’re ready to escape the chaos and reclaim your honeymoon as your own, join our Minecraft server today! Build your dream world and leave the in-laws behind – they can’t teleport to your virtual paradise. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with passive-aggressive comments and awkward family dinners. Let’s block out the negativity and craft a new adventure together!

FridgeWarsMC

Boundaries, family dynamics, food addict, food addiction, food boundaries, food privacy, food security, food sharing, food theft, fridge lock, FridgeWarsMC, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, meal planning, meal prep, nutrition, obesity, parental influence, personal space, self-care, unhealthy habits

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can protect your precious loot from food addicts? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles over stolen snacks and half-eaten meals.

Imagine building your own fortress to keep your food safe from hungry raiders, like your mom who just can’t resist a taste of everything. Will you be able to defend your fridge from her relentless attacks? Only the bravest and most cunning players will survive!

But beware, the stakes are high in this server. Your mom might call you a selfish brat for not sharing, but hey, it’s every player for themselves in this food-filled frenzy. So grab your virtual sword and get ready for the ultimate showdown in the battle of the fridge!

TaxCraft: Riches to Blocks

blocks, Britain, Business, consequences, economic impact, Economy, EMIGRATION, Entrepreneurs, Financial, Fiscal, Government, high net worth, Investment, Migration, policy, Relocation, Riches, Tax, tax evasion, TaxCraft, ultra rich, Wealthy, wealthy individuals

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Buildings Constructed:	29	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69

come join our minecraft server where ultra-rich entrepreneurs are threatening to leave britain because they cant handle the tax! we have a whole city dedicated to these rich folks, complete with golden mansions and diamond encrusted cars! watch out for the tax collectors trying to chase them down, it’s a wild ride! plus, you can join in on the fun and build your own extravagant mansion to show off to all your friends. who needs britain when you can live in luxury in minecraft! come join now for the ultimate tax evasion experience!

UnibrowCraft

#facial hair, beauty routines, beauty standards, eyebrow care, eyebrow growth, eyebrow maintenance, eyebrow shape, eyebrow shaping, eyebrow styling, eyebrow trends, facial appearance, facial symmetry, genetic trait, Grooming, more hair, natural look, one eyebrow, personal style, self-confidence, UnibrowCraft, unique feature

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	3342
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6

join dis minecraft server if u want to be part of da exclusive one eyebrow club. we got all da hair u need to make up for dat missing brow. plus, rumor has it dat if u join, u get super powers like being able to fly on a giant eyebrow hair and shoot lasers out of ur unibrow. come on, who wouldn’t want to be part of dat craziness?! sign up now and be part of da most epic unibrow crew in all of minecraft land.

🏖️ CraftHaven | Modified Survival – Custom Enchants & More!

Beach, Community, Custom Enchants, Customenchants, Diamond Block Economy, Enchants, family friendly, Feedback, Friendly, game mode, IMPROVEMENTS, Modified, new, Nowhitelist, Player Shops, Players, Proxynetwork, Residence Claims, Server, Suggestions, Support, Survival, Vanilla, welcome

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Meteorites Collected:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Dimension Hops:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone!

We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode:Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

V For Vindictive Vanilla: No Resets, Just Tears (1.20.4 SMP)

1.20.4, authentic, banning cheaters, chat moderation, Cheating, Community, DOXING, Fair Gameplay, Finland server host, gameplay, Griefing, PvP, Resets, semi anarchy, Sethome, Small Community, smp, Tears, TNT bombers, Tpa, True vanilla, unaltered, Vanilla, Vanilla Experience, vindictive, world border

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3124
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Towns Built:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	11

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Server IP	VForV.net
Server Discord	https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
Version	Java 1.20.4

V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands. We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us. We hope to see you soon on V!

Server Info:

World Border At 30M
No Map Resets
Random, unprotected spawn area
No TPA or Sethome
Griefing & Killing Allowed
No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
Chat isn’t strictly moderated
Dedicated server hosted in Finland

Server Rules:

Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

FAQ:

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: No, we only allow vanilla gameplay with no mods.

Q: Is it a PvP server?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief and kill each other on the server.

Q: Are there any restrictions on building structures?

A: There are no restrictions on building, but be aware that others may destroy your creations.

Q: How can I report a cheater?

A: You can report cheaters to the server admins through our Discord channel.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players on the server?

A: We have a limit on the number of players to ensure the server runs smoothly, but we welcome new players to join us.

FunCraft Minecraft Server

#youtube, amusing, comedy, Enjoyable, Entertainment, Feel-Good, Fun, fun times, funcraft, good times, Happy, hilarious, Laughter, laughter therapy, Minecraft, ONLINE, Popular, positive vibes, Server, trending, Video, viral, watch

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Runes Activated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles with giant mutant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and hunt down elusive rainbow sheep for their magical wool. Our server is so wild, even the creepers can’t resist doing the Macarena dance before exploding!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest hits from Minecraft DJ Steve. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So why wait? Join our server now and get ready for a non-stop adventure of laughter, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

JackCraft Server: Where the Blocks Are Black

Black, blocks, can’t make a good movie in almost two decades, can’t make people laugh anymore, eventually Jack goes on /b/ to prove to zoomers and millennials that he is still cool, fat piece of shit, gets reduced into doing musical tours instead of starring in box office blockbusters, instead of laughing with him we are laughing at him, jack black, JackCraft, out of his prime, Server, sings but can’t actually sing and sounds like a shit, why doesn’t he just kill himself and end this embarrassment

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6538
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a fat piece of shit? Are you out of your prime and can’t seem to make a good movie in almost two decades? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and pretend to be a superstar like Jack Black!

On our server, you can sing your heart out (even if you sound like a complete shit), star in your own box office blockbusters (in Minecraft form, of course), and make people laugh until they cry (or until they pee their pants from laughing too hard).

And the best part? You can prove to all those zoomers and millennials that you’re still cool by joining our server and showing off your mad skills. So why not join today and escape the embarrassment of real life? Who needs Jack Black when you can be your own superstar on our server!

BroBroBunkBedBlues Minecraft Server

BroBroBunkBedBlues, college graduate, communication breakdown, council funded home, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, financial constraints, financial struggles, generational differences, housing crisis, housing options, Job Search, lack of privacy, Minecraft, mother-daughter relationship, moving out challenges, need for independence, overcrowded living situation, personal space, Server, shared bedroom, sibling rivalry

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the overcrowded real world and have your own virtual space to call home!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own bedroom, without any annoying younger siblings to bother you. No more sharing a room with a child, now you can have all the privacy you desire to cry, rage, or build to your heart’s content.

Our server offers a unique opportunity to escape the suffocating real world and immerse yourself in a world where you can truly be yourself. No need to worry about rent or job hunting, just focus on building your dream world in Minecraft.

And don’t worry about being called ungrateful or rude, on our server, you can express yourself freely without judgment. Plus, our virtual rent is much more affordable than in the real world, so you can live comfortably and stress-free.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can finally have the space and freedom you’ve been craving. Build, explore, and create your own virtual paradise without any limitations. Let’s escape reality together and have a blast in the world of Minecraft!