| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 8410 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Emeralds Found: | 4848 |
| Potions Brewed: | 78 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 |
Eternal IP address: mc.gamegrief.fun
195.201.204.247:25814
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6941 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 46 | New Chunks Explored: | 101891 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 37 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 24 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 210 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And rumor has it, if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the hood behind and join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 2387 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1445 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 19 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Ores Mined: | 4778 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like no one is watching (even though everyone is watching because, you know, it’s underground). And don’t even get me started on the annual llama race where players ride llamas dressed in ridiculous costumes while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding creepers.
Oh, and did I mention the guy who runs around the server wearing nothing but a pumpkin on his head, claiming to be the king of the potato people? Yeah, he’s a real gem.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts absurd and entertaining, then look no further. Join us now and become part of the madness! And remember, if you don’t join, you’re basically a subhuman. Just kidding…or am I?
| Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 2977 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 646 |
| Animals Bred: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 3193 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Ores Mined: | 2897 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 650655 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Join us for a wild adventure where you can create your own rules and never have to worry about being called the worst person ever for leaving someone behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape the chaos and create your own peaceful paradise.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave all the drama behind – because in Minecraft, you make the rules!
| Players: | 90/700 | Votes: | 5399 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 10 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Star Shards Collected: | 201 |
On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!
Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6072 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 7349 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8950 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 24 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 10 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 6 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 29 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.
So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 5826 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Votes: | 8996 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 25 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 5108 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 5 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 22 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 8824 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Animals Bred: | 79 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 67 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.
our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.
join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.
