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ShiranuiCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Villages Defended:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Hey there, welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of ninja pandas decided to build a secret base in the clouds and they needed help. So, they created this server and now they’re recruiting players to join their epic quest to defeat the evil broccoli king who is trying to take over the Minecraft world with his army of dancing carrots. Are you brave enough to join the ninja pandas and save the world? Of course you are! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

NostalgicCraft Minecraft Server

behavior analysis, childhood memories, cleaning, Communication, emotional expression, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, family stress, Gender Roles, household chores, kitchen chores, Minecraft, NostalgicCraft, playing video games, Playroom, psychological breakdown, Saturday morning, Server, stress, vacuuming, women’s behavior, women’s roles

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0

Are you tired of being interrupted by stressed out family members while playing Minecraft on a Saturday morning? Look no further, because our server is the perfect escape from the madness! Join us and build your dream world without any nagging or unnecessary cleaning distractions. Our server is a safe haven for gamers who just want to relax and enjoy some quality gaming time. So come on in and leave the real world behind – because here, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find diamonds!

CashCraft Minecraft Server

asking for cash gifts, cash gifts, CashCraft, Cultural differences, family traditions, gift etiquette, gift giving, gift preferences, gift suggestions, indian culture, Minecraft, moving abroad, new home, Registry, Server, wedding etiquette, wedding gifts, wedding guests, wedding invites, wedding planning, wedding registry, wedding traditions, wedding website

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	4209
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring weddings where the only gift you can give is a toaster or a blender? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and gift the happy couple some virtual diamonds or enchanted swords! No need to worry about shipping or lugging heavy presents across continents, just hop on our server and show your love in the most epic way possible. Plus, if your dad thinks it’s rude to specify gifts, just tell him it’s all part of the Minecraft wedding tradition! So come on down and make this couple’s virtual wedding the most memorable one yet!

TipsyTrioNoRide

accusations, aita, alcohol, Bra, cousin, Drugs, ecstasy, Girls, House, intoxicated girls, Jeans, judgment, partner, refusing to drive, RESPONSIBILITY, shady people, Sober, substances, TipsyTrioNoRide, unbuttoned shirt, underwear

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	28	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3825	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Astral Projections Made:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	3405	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my cousin’s weekend shenanigans? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Just like how my cousin found himself in a sticky situation with some questionable characters, you’ll find yourself in all sorts of wacky scenarios on our server. From wild parties to unexpected encounters, you never know what you’ll come across next.

And just like how I had to make a quick decision to protect my cousin and myself, you’ll have to think fast and act wisely to navigate through the madness of our server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to make a tough call like I did.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and outrageous as my cousin’s weekend escapades, join us now! Who knows, you might just end up with a story to tell that’s as crazy as mine.

Song4MyFuneral Minecraft Server

celebration, death, emotional, family, favorite song, final moments, Funeral, Goodbye, Grief, last wishes, Legacy, life celebration, love, Meaningful, Memories, Minecraft, Music, passing, Reflection, sentimental, Server, Song4MyFuneral, Tribute

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	5308
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Votes:	4046	Dragon Eggs Found:	3089
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about that question again because our server is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! Picture this: you’re building a giant statue of a llama riding a unicorn while blasting your favorite song on repeat. Suddenly, a group of creepers start dancing to the beat and join in on the construction. Your family will be so impressed by your epic creations that they’ll forget all about that silly question. So come join us and let the music of Minecraft guide you to eternal glory!

BlockyBedrock: Where Creepers Can’t Ruin the Mood

BlockyBedrock, Boundaries, change of mind, Communication, consent, CREEPERS, Decision making, emotions, heat of the moment, Instincts, Intimacy, mood, past experiences, peer influence, personal values, PRESSURE, regrets, relationships, ruin, self reflection, Self Respect, sex, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Love Letters Sent:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of dancing creepers appear out of nowhere and start busting out some sick moves. Or how about the time when a herd of pigs organized a rebellion against the players, demanding better living conditions and more carrots? You never know what kind of crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have special events like the annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant, where players can dress up their dragons in fabulous outfits and compete for the title of Most Fabulous Dragon in the End. And let’s not forget about the underwater rave parties hosted by the guardians and squids – it’s a splash-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

So why settle for a boring Minecraft server when you can join us for a wacky and unpredictable adventure? Come on down and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (and the Nether)!

BorderBlock Minecraft Server

aggression, Armed officers, Belarus border, border control, border crisis, border patrol, border security, BorderBlock, eastern europe, european union, government response, Guns, immigration, Immigration Policy, international relations, law enforcement, migrant crisis, migrants, Minecraft, Polish police, SECURITY, security measures, Server

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5693
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, it’s like the border between Poland and Belarus but with guns and stuff! The Polish police are like, “Yo, we need guns cuz these migrants be gettin’ aggressive!” So like, come join our server and see if you can survive the madness of the border patrol! It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! So grab your virtual gun and get ready for some intense border patrol action! Let’s see if you got what it takes to survive the chaos!

HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong

Accountability, Accuracy, Associated Press, Blasts, casualty statistics, Conflict, corrections, credibility, gaza, Hamas, HamasCasualtyCountGoneWrong, investigation, Journalism, journalism ethics, Media, MIDDLE EAST, MISTAKES, News, Palestinian territories, Reporting, transparency

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	8150
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Alien Abductions:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43

so like, you ever wanted to play minecraft on a server that’s so lit, even the Associated Press can’t keep up with it? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at, fam! we got more crazy builds than a herd of creepers on a rampage, and our community is tighter than a villager’s purse strings.

join us and you’ll be slaying zombies and building epic castles in no time. plus, our mods are so on point, they make herobrine look like a noob. and don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a pig racing competition that ended in a bacon feast for everyone involved.

so come on down to our server and see why the Associated Press can’t handle our awesomeness. trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re a skeleton, in which case, you might wanna steer clear of our arrows. just sayin’.

LaughCraft: Where Fun Facts Come to Life

amusement, BIZARRE, Chuckle, Entertainment, fact, facts, Fun, fun fact, Giggle, humor, INTERESTING, JOKE, LAUGH, LaughCraft, Life, never seen before, odd, peculiar, quirky, Random, Smile, Trivia, Unique, UNUSUAL

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2670
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Farms Harvested:	973

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where pigs fly and cows do the macarena. we got diamonds raining from the sky and creepers that tell dad jokes.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet llama that spits out golden nuggets and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. we also have a secret underground disco party where all the zombies bust a move to thriller.

our server is so lit, even herobrine wants to join. so what you waiting for? come join the madness and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Prosper SMP: Where Vanilla is the only flavor – we have Discord, Dynmap, and lots of banter! Join us now, no whitelist needed!

Anarchy, banter, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Dynmap, flavor, Griefers, hackers, invite, Join, Lots, Mature, Minecraft, Needed, new members, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Vanilla, Variety of Games, Welcoming, Whitelist

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3135
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Tired of your smp’s dying off? This server has a strong community that has been together for years. We have a Discord server as well, where members play a variety of games together.
Community	Welcoming to new members, dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals, major build projects underway, friendly and mature community.
Rules	Light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed, be respectful to other players.
Discord	All members must join the Discord to join the Minecraft server. Join Discord here.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the community been around?	The community has been together for the past few years.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are looking for dedicated players who share similar interests and ideals.
Are there any rules on the server?	We have light rules, no hackers or griefers allowed. Be respectful to other players.
Do I need to join the Discord to join the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord to join the server. Join Discord here.