Multiplayer Battleship Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

HobbyHustler Minecraft Server

Curiosity, Dedication, drawing, greentexts, hobby, HobbyHustler, lit, midwit, Minecraft, Multiplayer Battleship, nothing to show, programming, QUIT, realization, Server, stuck at /beg/ tier, studying, studying anatomy, VG, Writing, Years

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	347
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mines Excavated:	2637
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2644
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Are you tired of dedicating years to hobbies only to realize you’re still a noob? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save you from eternal mediocrity!

Join us and watch as your drawing skills skyrocket from /beg/ tier to Picasso level in just a few blocks placed!

Become a programming wizard as you effortlessly create a Multiplayer Battleship game that puts all others to shame!

And don’t even get us started on writing – with our server, you’ll become the next Shakespeare in less than a day!

So why waste your time on real hobbies when you can join our Minecraft server and become a master of all trades in no time? Join now and say goodbye to your midwit realization woes!

BootyCraft: Where Pink Booties and Whiteboys Unite!

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	21	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Falling into the Void:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), where you can ride on the back of a giant chicken and battle against evil llamas with laser eyes.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident pink booty expert, Whiteboywhat. He’ll show you the ropes and teach you how to survive in this wacky and wild world. But be warned, the land is also home to a gang of mischievous sheep who have formed their own secret society and will stop at nothing to prank unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Get your pink booty over here and join the funniest, craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your sides might hurt from laughing so hard)!

Blocky Bunny Bonanza

Anime, blocky, bonanza, Bunny, Character development, coffee, comedy, cultural exchange, cultural fusion, Cute girls, escapism, European setting, friendship, Gochiusa, Heartwarming, humor, Japanese culture, Manga, moe, Mystery, Rabbit, slice of life, Worldbuilding

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	New Chunks Explored:	783222
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Secret Passages Found:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where you’ll find a bizarre mix of Japanese culture in a European setting! Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that a group of time-traveling samurais got lost on their way to feudal Japan and ended up settling in this European land. Now, you can explore ancient temples, battle ninja creepers, and maybe even stumble upon a sushi bar hidden in a medieval castle. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience!

JesusCraft: Where Pure Christian Girls Thread Their Way to Victory!

angelic, Biblical Women, chastity, Christian, Christian girls, Christian Lifestyle, christian women, FAITH, Girls, Godly Women, JesusCraft, Marriage, modesty, morality, Nice, proverbs 31, Pure, purity, Thread, traditional values, Victory, Virgin brides, Virtue

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5952
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a beautiful castle with a lovely Proverbs 31 girl by your side? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join us for a wacky adventure filled with virgin brides, angelic Proverbs 31 girls, and only the nicest Christian ladies around. Build a church together, go on missions to spread the good word of Notch, and maybe even find your soulmate in the process.

But beware, only the purest of heart and the most devout of players will be able to survive in this crazy world. So grab your Bible, put on your diamond armor, and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find love and diamonds in the most unexpected places.

Pixel Poo Paradise: The Ultimate Minecraft Server Adventure!

adaptation, Adventure, Challenges, Community, Culture Shock, developing country, Empathy, Exploration, global perspective, Gratitude, Hardship, living conditions, Minecraft, opportunity, Paradise, PIXEL, Poo, POVERTY, resilience, sacrifice, Server, shithole, Survival, third world, Ultimate

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1294
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is like a third world shithole, but with a twist – you get to build your own hovel out of pixelated blocks!

Join us for the ultimate survival challenge where you’ll have to fend off creepers, zombies, and the occasional angry llama. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about running water or electricity bills!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond mine guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Who needs riches when you can have a pack of bloodthirsty canines as your loyal companions?

So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of living in a virtual third world shithole without any of the actual consequences. Who needs real life when you can have Minecraft, am I right?

Blocky Niji Sanji Funhouse – Come Mine and Chill with Us!

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6971
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join a community of Nijisanji fans and experience the craziest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and build epic structures with your favorite Nijisanji members, like virtual idols and crazy virtual entertainers! Watch multiple streams at once while playing, because why not? Who needs sleep anyway?

To join, just show us your love for Nijisanji by sharing your favorite content and proving that you can understand the language used by the branch you want to get into. And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t have time for shitposting, discordfags, or tribalfags here!

So come on over and let’s make some virtual magic happen in Minecraft like never before! Who knows, you might even become a virtual superstar yourself!

Minecraft Mania: Where Sonic Team’s Speed Meets Blocky Adventures!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Magic Items Found:	7851

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more chaos than a Sonic game in the 2000s! Our development team is constantly churning out new features and updates faster than Sonic himself can run. We live and breathe Minecraft here, just like Sonic Team used to live and breathe Sonic.

Join us and witness the insanity firsthand as we race through pixelated worlds, build epic structures, and battle mobs with the speed and precision of a hedgehog on caffeine. Who needs Sega when you can join our server and experience the thrill of Minecraft madness like never before?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of what really happened to Sega and Sonic Team internally. Or maybe you’ll just have a blast playing Minecraft with a bunch of crazy gamers. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

INTJ Craft: Where only the most intellectual players survive…and the rest are just cattle

analytical, cattle, Craft, critical thinking, deep thinkers, dichotomy, independent, intellectual, intj, Introspective, introverted, Intuitive, Judging, logic-driven, misunderstood, myers briggs, non-conformist, personality types, Players, Reserved, REST, Strategic, survive…and, thinking, Unique

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	5736
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only two types of people you’ll find are INTJs and cattle. Why should you join? Well, for starters, our INTJs are the most strategic and cunning players you’ll ever meet. They’ll outsmart you at every turn and leave you scratching your head in disbelief.

But don’t worry, if you’re not an INTJ, you can always join the cattle. They may not be the brightest bunch, but they sure know how to moo in harmony. Plus, they make great companions for your Minecraft adventures. Who needs a trusty steed when you can have a trusty cow by your side?

Join us on this wild and wacky server where the only rule is to embrace your inner INTJ or moo like there’s no tomorrow. Who knows, you might just find yourself herding cattle with a group of mastermind INTJs or plotting world domination with a herd of mooing cows. The possibilities are endless on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server.

Minecraft Love Island: Digging for Diamonds in the Friend Zone

chuds, comedy, darling in franxx, diamonds, Digging, Friend, Good manga, Hangout, ISLAND, komi san, love, love story, Manga, Manga community, Manga fans, manga lovers, manga recommendations, manga series, Minecraft, mysterious girlfriend X, romance, romance comedy, romance recommendations, Suggestions, urabe chan, Watamote, Zone

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	187	Secret Passages Found:	4
Buildings Constructed:	49	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Towns Built:	7

Are you tired of boring old romance manga that everyone else is reading? Do you crave a love story that is as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion in Minecraft? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to find your next favorite romance manga!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where love knows no bounds – not even the boundaries of reality! Meet other players who are just as obsessed with finding the most bizarre and outrageous romance manga out there. From love triangles with Endermen to forbidden romances between players and villagers, our server has it all!

So why waste your time with the same old romance manga when you can dive into a world of love, laughter, and creepers? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your heart stolen – literally, because you never know what kind of crazy love story you’ll encounter next!

Okla-mine-a Crafters: Where the only thing we’re threading is our diamond needles!

Chat, Communicate, Community, Connect, Crafters, Diamond, Discord, discussion, forum, friendship, group, invite, Meet, needles, Network, Oklahoma, Oklahoma women, Oklaminea, ONLINE, Share, Social, Support, Thread, Threading, Women

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7609
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Votes:	2734	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Potions Brewed:	141	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon, and build your own rollercoaster that takes you through a portal to a land of unicorns and rainbows!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity! See you there, if you dare… 😉🐔🥓🦄🕺💎🥕🤪

HolyCraft: Where even creepers are more accepting than some humans!

acceptance, accepting, Beliefs, Christianity, CREEPERS, criticism, discrimination, equality, Holycraft, Homophobia, humans, intolerance, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, lgbtq rights, morality, Progressivism, Religion, religious beliefs, renouncement, Social Issues, societal norms, VALUES, western culture

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8665
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mines Excavated:	3862
Towns Built:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Crops Grown:	3318	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Tired of boring old Christianity? Join our wacky Minecraft server where we have renounced all things homophobic! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are welcome to join in on the fun! Say goodbye to boring old churches and hello to rainbow-colored pixel art temples! Come join us and see why our server is the true holy land of Minecraft!