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Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 291 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Magic Crystals Found: | 24 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 40 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
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