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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 8147 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 4053 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 23 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
Join us and leave behind all the stress of dealing with a husband who can’t even save money for a surprise birthday package. On our server, you won’t have to worry about being called names like “bitch” or being accused of not caring because you’re out with friends.
Our server is a place where you can build, explore, and have a great time without any toxic relationships holding you back. Plus, we promise no one will ever make you cry in front of your friends or question your worth over $100.
So come on over and join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience! Who needs a husband who quits jobs left and right when you can have a blast with us instead?