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| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 8035 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 913194 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 19 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
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Join us for a wild ride where you can lose your Minecraft virginity to a family friend (18f) who may or may not have taken advantage of you while you were drunk at a wedding. Don’t worry, we promise it’ll be a night to remember!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about going on a date with said family friend and dealing with your parents accusing her of not taking your safety seriously? It’s drama like you’ve never seen before, all on a Minecraft server!
So come on down and join us for a rollercoaster of emotions and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!
