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Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 2522 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 255 | Magic Crystals Found: | 12 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
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oh, and did i mention that we have a secret treasure chest hidden deep in the world that’s filled with diamonds, emeralds, and gold? yep, all u gotta do is find it and it’s all yours. but be careful, cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. but don’t worry, if u defeat the chicken, u get to keep all the treasure.
so, what are u waitin for? come join our server and experience all the crazy, wacky, and downright insane things we have to offer. trust me, u won’t regret it.