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| Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 5012 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8982 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1288 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers give u hugs instead of blowing u up. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
we’ve got mini-games that will make u laugh until u pee your pants, like spleef with a twist – instead of knocking each other into lava, u have to tickle them until they fall off the platform. trust me, it’s harder than it sounds.
and don’t even get me started on our custom mobs. ever seen a zombie riding a chicken while wearing a top hat? well, u will on our server. it’s a sight to behold, let me tell u.
so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who needs reality when u can have a world where anything is possible? come on, what are u waiting for? the pigs are waiting to take u on a magical journey through the land of derp.
