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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a rollercoaster through a field of glitter! Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, only to discover that it was guarded by a giant, fire-breathing llama. But fear not, for our hero defeated the llama with nothing but a stack of rotten flesh and a wooden sword. And thus, they became the ruler of the server, with all the diamonds and cake they could ever want.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the next legend of our server! Just remember, if you hear someone yelling “MUH GD..ACK”, it’s probably just our resident parrot trying to steal your diamonds. Happy crafting!

RespawnWishList

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Animals Bred:	101	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	236

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only thing alive is the occasional creeper? Well, look no further because on our server, we bring back all your favorite historical figures to life! That’s right, imagine building a castle with Julius Caesar or going on a mining adventure with Cleopatra. And don’t even get us started on the epic PvP battles you can have with Abraham Lincoln and Genghis Khan. Join us now and bring history back to life in the most hilarious way possible!

CraftyMonkey Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Projections Made:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Endless Night Skies:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u!

join our server and u will be transported to a land where monkeys rule the world! that’s right, monkeys everywhere! they will help u build and protect u from creepers!

one time, a man tried to rape a 6yo girl on our server, but don’t worry, the monkeys swooped in and saved the day! they threw bananas at him until he ran away crying like a lil baby!

so come join us on this wild adventure, where anything can happen and monkeys are your best friends! trust me, u won’t regret it!

BorderBreachersMC

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	666
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	7968
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Yo, dis server be like Ukrainian airborne forces straight up infiltratin’ the Russian border, but in Minecraft form, ya know? Join dis server if you wanna be part of a crazy adventure where you gotta sneak past enemy lines and build epic bases to protect yo loot. We got explosions, secret missions, and even a hidden treasure guarded by a dragon (not really, but it sounds cool, right?). So come on and join da fun, cuz dis server be lit AF!

Monogatari & Monster Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9659
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Volcanoes Explored:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	117
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace our inner snake and slither our way to victory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

First of all, our server is run by a group of highly trained snake charmers who have mastered the art of pixelated serpents. They will guide you through the treacherous world of Minecraft with their snake-like wisdom and cunning.

Secondly, our server is home to the legendary Snake Queen, who can summon a legion of deadly cobras to protect you from any pesky creepers or zombies that dare to cross your path. Plus, she gives out free snake hugs to all new players!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground snake lair where you can challenge other players to epic snake battles. Will you emerge victorious and claim the title of Snake Champion? Only time will tell!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to embrace your inner snake and slither your way to glory! Remember, on our server, we don’t just love snakes – we ARE snakes!

””Easy Peasy Minecraft SMP”’

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7347
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop shenanigans. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to grief? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, complete with glowstone dance floors and DJ Skeleton spinning the hottest tracks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted chicken that lays golden eggs.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. It’s that easy.

BlockBuddies SMP

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9689
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a secret underground roller coaster that only works when you’re having a bad day! Just hop on, scream your heart out, and watch all your worries disappear as you zoom through the caves at breakneck speeds. Plus, rumor has it that the roller coaster is haunted by a friendly ghost who will tell you jokes to cheer you up. So come join us and let the laughter and thrills wash away all your troubles!

Blocktopia: Mine Your Own Business

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Have you ever wished you could turn back time and give your past self some epic advice? Well, on our Minecraft server, we offer a time-traveling feature that allows you to go back and give yourself the best advice ever! Imagine telling your past self to invest in diamond blocks or to build a secret underground base filled with cake. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of feathers and commands an army of clucking soldiers. Join our server and you may have the chance to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off or a chicken jousting tournament. Who knows, you might even become the next heir to the throne!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with time-traveling shenanigans and poultry royalty. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Celeb Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5410
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition is here to shake things up! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by Rodrigo, a mysterious figure who only appears before sunrise. Legend has it that he can build entire cities in a single night and his creations are so epic that they make the Eiffel Tower look like a sandcastle.

2. We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and enchanted items. But be warned, getting in is no easy task. You must solve a series of riddles and defeat a dragon in a dance-off to gain access.

3. Our community is like no other. We have players from all corners of the world, including aliens from outer space and time travelers from the future. You never know who you might run into while exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join Rodrigo Before Sunrise Edition today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

2000 years later and no answer Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	12
Buildings Constructed:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the most epic place to be! Picture this: 2000 years have passed since the server was created and no one has been able to solve the mystery of why there are giant chickens roaming the land. Some say they are the guardians of hidden treasure, while others believe they are just really lost turkeys. Join us on this wild adventure as we try to uncover the truth behind these feathered behemoths and maybe even tame one as a trusty steed! So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chicken-chasing shenanigans begin!

LandlordCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can live out your wildest real estate dreams! Imagine owning multiple houses and renting them out for extra income, just like our lucky player here. But wait, there’s a twist – you might have sneaky roommates who uncover your secret ownership and demand free rent! Will you be able to navigate the tricky real estate laws and crazy roommate drama? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate house-flipping adventure, complete with mail snooping and epic rent showdowns. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?