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SMP: MuricanCrimz

American criminals, Crime Prevention, criminal behavior, criminal justice, criminal reform, criminal rehabilitation, criminal stereotypes, Criminals., incarceration rates, justice system, law enforcement, look like, mugshots, murican, MuricanCrimz, prison system, racial profiling, smp, Social Issues, Stereotypes, this.., united states

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	701
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks like a regular Steve or Alex? Well, look no further because on our server, all the characters look like Murican criminals! That’s right, we’ve got bandanas, tattoos, and even some gold teeth to really give your character that edgy look.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most notorious gang of virtual criminals this side of the blocky world. Join forces with other players to pull off heists, rob virtual banks, and cause chaos in the digital streets. Just make sure to watch your back, because you never know when a rival gang might try to take you down.

So why join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest criminal fantasies in the safety of a virtual world? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate Murican criminal in Minecraft!

NahCraft: Where building is optional and the mobs have attitude. Yeah, nah.

Accountability, attitude, building, criminal records, Decision making, Democracy, elections, Ethics, Government, Integrity, Justice, law enforcement, mobs, mugshots, Nah, NahCraft, not voting, obvious, Optional, Politics, public service, RESPONSIBILITY, society, VALUES, Voting, yeah

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	228

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict no-mugshot policy because we only want players who have never been caught stealing diamonds in the virtual world! Join us if you want to avoid any shady characters who might try to steal your virtual loot while you’re busy building your epic castle. Plus, who wants to team up with someone who’s been arrested for griefing? Trust us, you’ll have a much better time on our server without any sketchy criminals lurking around. So come join us and let’s build a Minecraft world free of mugshots and full of epic adventures!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

blocktopia, coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, depression, emotional distress, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health journey, mental health recovery, Mental health resources, mental health stigma, mental health struggles, mental health support, mental illness, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, seeking help, self harm, Server, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, Therapy

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8089
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and wacky, you’ll forget all about your real-life problems! Join us if you want to escape to a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell jokes instead of exploding. Our community is so friendly and supportive, you’ll never feel depressed again – unless you’re depressed about not being on our server sooner! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s laugh our way to victory together!

CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP – What Now?

confusion, contemplating, CraftyCrafterMinecraftSMP, Decision making, doubt, finding clarity, future plans, hesitation, indecision, introspection, moving forward, next steps, pondering, Questioning, seeking answers, seeking direction, seeking guidance, self reflection, Soul searching, uncertainty, Unsure, what now

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5539
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of zombie chickens that have taken over the land, led by their evil overlord, a giant cow named Moo Moo. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to defeat them and claim the title of Chicken Slayer Supreme.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Get your groove on and show off your best moves while dodging explosive dance partners.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

GF’s Bday Bash Minecraft Server

anger, Argument, Asshole, Bash, BDay, Birthday, birthday celebration, Communication, Conflict, DEBT, decision, dinner party, discussion, DRIVE, finances, gfs, Girlfriend, LEAVING, Minecraft, misunderstanding, parents, perspective, relationship, Server, student loans

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1239
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Falling into the Void:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Are you tired of dealing with financial drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only debt you’ll have is to the creeper who blew up your house!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the arguments about student loans and credit scores. No more screaming matches about money, just peaceful mining and crafting with your virtual friends.

Forget about awkward dinners with your girlfriend’s parents, come hang out with us and build epic structures together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun on our server?

So leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is finding diamonds. Join us now and say goodbye to financial stress, one block at a time!

PixelFashionista

body image, body positivity, Communication, compromise, Confidence, empowerment, empowerment through clothing, feminism, Individuality, personal style, PixelFashionista, relationship dynamics, self esteem, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Sexualization, societal norms, societal pressures, validation, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22	Chimeras Created:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	New Chunks Explored:	142822
Zombie Dances:	6	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is dressed like a confused teenage boy? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your risqué outfits and feel like a real woman (or man, we don’t judge)!

Join us and unleash your inner fashionista while exploring our virtual world. Who cares if other players stare at you in awe? It’s all about feeling good and looking cute, right? Plus, our server is the perfect place to stick it to society’s ridiculous standards by rocking those skin-baring outfits with confidence.

And don’t worry about your husband trying to control your wardrobe choices, we support your right to dress however you want. In fact, we encourage you to wear the most outrageous outfits you can find because why not? It’s all about having fun and feeling fabulous in our pixelated paradise.

So come on, join our server and show the world that you can slay in any outfit, no matter how risqué. Who knows, you might even inspire others to embrace their unique style. Let’s change the game, one daring outfit at a time!

WeirdlyAttractive in Minecraft SMP

Allure, attraction, Captivating, Charm, eccentric, eccentricity, Enchanting, fascination, idiosyncrasy, magnetism, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, peculiarity, people, quirky, smp, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, WeirdlyAttractive

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3835	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mines? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the weirdest thing you find attractive in people is their ability to build the most ridiculous and outrageous structures you’ve ever seen.

Imagine a world where players compete to see who can build the most absurdly attractive pixel art, or who can create the most mind-bogglingly weird redstone contraptions. We’ve had players build giant statues of chickens wearing top hats, create roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, and even construct entire cities made out of nothing but diamond blocks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most bizarre and hilarious events you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. From impromptu dance parties in the Nether to epic battles against armies of zombie pigmen, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, scratch your head in confusion, and maybe even question your own sanity, then come join us! Who knows, you might just find that the weirdest thing you find attractive in people is their ability to embrace the absurdity of it all.

BlockyLonelyAntics

alone, BIZARRE, BlockyLonelyAntics, Caught, EMBARRASSING, funny, Funny Moments, odd, peculiar, peculiar actions, peculiar habits, private moments, quirky, Random, solitary activities, strange, strange habits, unique behavior, UNUSUAL, unusual behavior, weird

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3038
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2720	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Magic Items Found:	8911
Secret Passages Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	3472	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre shenanigans that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere. They start singing show tunes and throwing emeralds at you while a group of llamas dressed as pirates ride by on rainbow-colored sheep. And that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT? Or battle a giant chicken boss that shoots laser beams from its eyes? How about participating in a synchronized swimming competition with a group of friendly dolphins? Anything is possible on our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now! Who knows what bizarre antics you’ll find yourself getting into when no one else is around.

UkraineCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Deception, fake news, incursion, international relations, Manipulation, media reports, Military, Minecraft, Misinformation, old videos, Propaganda, recycling, russia, Server, strategy, success, Tactics, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, Video editing, War

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2368
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

come join our epic minecraft server where we have russia and ukraine battling it out in a virtual world! watch as russia recycles old videos to try and show their success against ukraine’s epic incursion. who will come out on top in this crazy virtual war? join now to find out and maybe even join the battle yourself! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. come on, what are you waiting for? join now for the ultimate minecraft adventure!

TrenchCraft: Ukrainian Invasion

border security, Conflict Resolution, defense tactics, digging trenches, eastern europe, forbes, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Invasion, Kursk Oblast, military fortifications, military occupation, Military operations, military planning, military presence, military strategy, russia, territorial disputes, TrenchCraft, Ukraine-Russia relations, UKRAINIAN, Ukrainian troops

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3703
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

so, like, u know ukraine and russia are like, totally beefin right? well, guess what, we got a minecraft server where u can like, be part of the action! join us and pretend ukraine troops are diggin trenches in russia’s kursk oblast! it’s like, so intense, man. u can build ur own trenches and defend ur territory like a boss. plus, we got like, special events where u can like, roleplay as a ukrainian soldier and like, conquer russia or something. it’s like, totally crazy, man. so come join us and be part of the madness! it’s gonna be like, epic, bro.

MedievalLawyersMC

armor, battle, Champions, Chivalry, Code of honor, Combat, Court, feudal, Honor, Justice, Knights, Lawyers, Legal, Legal System, Medieval, MedievalLawyersMC, middle ages, society, swordsmen, Warriors, world

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Villages Defended:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20

u wanna be a lawyer in minecraft? well dis server is da place for u! we got warriors/champions who are da lawyers of da medieval world. they fight for justice and defend their clients in epic battles. join now and become a legal legend in minecraft! who needs a courthouse when u got warriors fighting for u? come join da fun and be a part of dis crazy legal world!

Hoofin’ Mindcraft: Horse IQ OP

Animal Behavior, animal cognition, Animal intelligence, animal studies, cognitive abilities, cognitive development., cognitive processing, cognitive reasoning, equine behavior, equine cognition, higher level thinking, Hoofin, Horse, horse behavior, horse intelligence, Horses, intelligence, mindcraft, Planning, planning skills, research findings, scientific study, thinking ahead

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

so, liek, dis minecraft server is da bomb diggity cuz our horses r like, super smart. dey can think and plan ahead and stuff. dey r like, einstein level smart. u wanna join dis server cuz u can ride around on ur super smart horse and feel like a freakin genius. plus, our horses can do tricks and stuff, like solve rubik’s cubes and play chess. it’s insane, bro. so come join us and be amazed by da intelligence of our equine friends.