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Guardians of the Light – Uphold justice and fight for the greater good.
Acolytes of Old – Harness dark powers and embrace the shadows.
Santana Scoundrels – Operate as mercenaries with no allegiance.
Keepers Guild – Enforcers of peace and balance with unwavering strength and determination.
