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NaziHavenMC Server

anti-semitism, Aryan Nations, extremism, extremism in America, extremism in Idaho, far right, hate crimes, hate groups, Hate Speech, History, hyperborea, Idaho, Nazi haven, NaziHavenMC, neo-nazis, Northern Idaho, Pacific Northwest, racism, Server, white nationalism, white separatism, White Supremacy

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5482
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Gods Slained:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the idea of Nazis hiding out in northern Idaho? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you question everything you thought you knew about history. Join us and uncover the secrets of Hyperborea in northern Idaho – who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know when you might run into the infamous ghostly figure. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more twisted than a pretzel in a tornado!

TroonityCraft SMP – BTFOrealm

Argument, BELIEF, BTFO, BTFOrealm, Christroons, Concept, criticism, debate, Debunked, deluding, disbelief, doctrine, FAITH, Habit, Insanity, Religion, response, skepticism, smp, theology, Trinity, TROONITY, TroonityCraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Meteorites Collected:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1275

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! We’ve got players so skilled, they make Trinity look like a bunch of noobs. Christroons? More like Chri-sto-gone because they won’t stand a chance against our epic community.

Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between the forces of good and the forces of…well, not so good. Our players are so dedicated, they’ll do anything to come out on top, even if it means sacrificing their diamond armor in a lava pit.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, known far and wide for your epic builds and insane PvP skills. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

MethCraftMILKickout

anger, baby, cut contact, danger, Date night, DAUGHTER, family, forgiveness, grandmother, harsh response, Help, horrible decision, MethCraftMILKickout, mother-in-law, ring doorbell, slip ups, smoking meth, Sober, Threats

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	429	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Magic Items Found:	4765	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your mother-in-law smoking meth on your front porch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make your family drama look like child’s play. We promise you won’t find any mother-in-laws smoking meth here (unless they’re role-playing, of course).

Join now and experience the thrill of cutting off toxic family members while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures instead? So come on, join us and leave the real-life craziness behind!

CreeperExGoneMad

BETRAYAL, Breakup, Closure, controlling behavior, crazy ex, CreeperExGoneMad, emotional baggage, ex, HEARTBREAK, Insecurity, Jealousy, love gone wrong, Manipulation, moving on, possessiveness, red flags, relationships, Revenge, toxic behavior, unhealthy attachment, warning signs

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7173
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Farms Harvested:	153	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Are you tired of dealing with your crazy ex in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server and let out all your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a giant statue of your ex and then blow it up with TNT, or create a maze full of traps to symbolize the emotional rollercoaster they put you through. Trust us, nothing is more therapeutic than pixelated revenge! Plus, rumor has it that your ex is also playing on the server, so you can finally settle the score once and for all in a battle to the death (in-game, of course). Join now and let the drama unfold!

CraftyTelegram Minecraft Server

Ban, Censorship, Communication, communication app, CraftyTelegram, digital rights, ENCRYPTION, Government, India, internet, investigation, legal action, messaging app, messaging platform, Minecraft, privacy, regulatory scrutiny, SECURITY, Server, social media, Technology, Telegram, user data

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimension Hops:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magic Items Found:	4971	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

so, this server is like a wild ride through a land of blocky chaos and madness. we got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and villagers trading like there’s no tomorrow. but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cake. yes, you heard that right, CAKE.

if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about this: our admin is a talking llama who can grant you three wishes if you bring him a diamond block. oh, and did i mention that our spawn point is actually a giant disco ball that plays dubstep remixes of classic minecraft tunes?

so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). trust me, you won’t regret it. unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away.

CraftyCreeperClan

aggression, Conflict, CraftyCreeperClan, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, political strategy, regional dynamics, response, retaliate, SECURITY, strike, Tension, US

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	281
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	169	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, bro! like, we got all the cool stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. we got, like, flying pigs and rainbow unicorns that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

and get this, dude, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we got a diamond pickaxe that can mine a whole chunk in one hit. it’s totally legit, i swear.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around the server? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so, like, join our server now before iran retaliates or something. you won’t regret it, bro. it’s gonna be lit.

CovidCraft: Populist Pandemonium

adoption, Anti-establishment, Attitudes, Beliefs, conspiracy mentality, Covid-19, CovidCraft, Economy, INDIVIDUALS, left wing, less-educated, pandemic, Pandemonium, Political, populist, Psychology, societal threats, society, Stronger, threatened, Views, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	962
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Votes:	3465
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil establishment with our pickaxes and swords! if you’re tired of society’s bs, this is the place for you! we predict conspiracy theories and fight off covid-19 with our virtual blocks! women, less-educated peeps, and left-wingers are our strongest warriors, so come join the rebellion! let’s show the establishment who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftyGig – Genshin Impact Minecraft Server

Aqua Simulacra, Character Teaser, Character Trailer, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier, genshin, genshin impact, Impact, Lumidouce Elegy, Minecraft, MineCraftyGig, Mualani Web Event, Natlan Gameplay, Natlan Impressions Trailer, Off We Go to the Nation of Pyro, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Server, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3310
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is hotter than a Nether fortress on fire! Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe that can mine bedrock, a potion of invincibility, and a pet Ender Dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies!

Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We’ve got custom biomes that are so wild, you’ll think you’re in the End dimension. And our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the entire Minecraft world in just one day!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get access to secret dungeons filled with rare loot, a PvP arena where you can battle it out with other players, and a secret society of villagers who will trade you enchanted items for emeralds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful, because once you join, you may never want to leave!

Minecraft SMP – /min/ – Mining Masters

#Akafuyu, akg, Andreana, arknights, Blacknight, Chong Yue, Dorothy, Harmonie, Highmore, Honeyberry, lin.., Lunacub, Masters, Medic Vendela, Melanite, Min, Minecraft, Mining, Mlynar, passenger, puzzle, Qiubai, Reed, smp, Sniper Fiammetta, Specialist Swire, Supporter Windflit

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Dimension Hops:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever come across! We don’t have a name because we’re too cool for labels, just like that one kid in high school who refused to be put in a box.

Join us for a wild ride filled with shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of hidden gems, just waiting to be discovered. From secret underground bases to epic build battles, there’s never a dull moment in our world.

So why should you join? Because life is too short to be serious all the time. Come hang out with us and let your inner goofball shine. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite place to call home in the Minecraft universe.

FosterCraft: Snitchin’ Edition

adoption, Boundaries, case worker, child advocacy, child welfare, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Edition, emotional well being, family dynamics, foster care system, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, legal implications, professional ethics, Reporting, sibling relationship, Snitchin, support group, Therapy, Trauma

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your average creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun, just like trying to herd a bunch of ocelots in-game.

Join us for a wild time where the only rule is to have a blast! We’ve got more twists and turns than a redstone contraption built by a noob. And speaking of noobs, even they will feel like pros on our server.

Need a break from the real world drama? Our server is the perfect escape! It’s like diving into a pool of slime blocks – bouncy, unpredictable, and oh so satisfying.

So come on over and join the madness! Who needs a case worker when you’ve got a whole community of fellow Minecrafters to support you? Let’s build, mine, and laugh until the cows come home (literally, we have a cow farm on the server). See you in the game!